Mark Kelly, the Incredibly Brave "Astronot" That Somehow Defied Gravity, But Gosh-Darn if He Couldn't Beat It—With a Bat
Humor · Satire Story · Space Mishaps
Minnesota’s Somali Import: From War-Torn Refugees to Five-Star Scammers – A Frostbitten Farce in the Land of Sky-Blue Waters
Massive fraud · Gang violence · Anti-ICE tribalism
Enter Ricardo Lara: California's Jet-Setting Insurance "Guardian" Catastrophe Who Left Homeowners High and Dry (Literally)
California Politics · Insurance Scandal · Political Satire
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! Grounding Gavin Newsom's D.C. Detour – Cuz Nothing Says "Leadership" Like Bombarding Trump With a Filibuster
Gavin Newsom · California wildfires · Trump vs Newsom
Gavin Newsom, Rob Bonta, Karen Bass and Maxine Waters—Just What Have You Been Up To? California’s Axis of Chaos: 3 Acts of Virtue
Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Democratic Leadership Mismanagement
Checking Chuck Schumer's No-Good Ole Noggin: A Loving Intervention for Our Wealthiest and Most Favorite Senate Dinosaur on Wheels
Political Satire · Ageism Roast · Democratic Leadership Critique
Pramila Jayapal: “Being Undocumented Is Not a Crime” TikTok Therapy—Extra Gaslighting, Ø Context + a Side of Seattle Word-Salad
Politics · Immigration · Progressive Word Games
Chuck Schumer’s Boomer Schmuck Float Parade on Full Blast: Plans to Host a Viewing Party and He's Calling it Boom-Boom in Paradise
U.S. Politics · National Security · Political Satire
Maxine Waters: 86-Year-Old Conspiracy Theorist Queen Screaming “Killer Trump” While Her District Drowns in Fentanyl and Filth
Trump Derangement Syndrome · Financial Services Grift · Filibuster Fossil
Alex Padilla: The Grifting Clown-Shoed Filibustering Senator Who Can't Spell Newsom Yet Spells Doom for Them Californian Voters
Sanctuary State Hypocrisy · SNAP Grift · Clown Shoes Filibuster
Jack Cocchiarella: The 23-Year-Old Grifting Nobody Who Somehow Peacocked Sexual Assault Allegations into Anti-Trump Clickbait Gold
Gen-Z Grift · MeToo Hypocrisy · Viral Rage Farming
John Harwood: The Clueless Virtue Signaling Filibuster-in-a-Suit Who Writes Like He’s Got a Clue But Has Zero Self-Awareness
Media Bias · Virtue-Signaling Hacks · Partisan Pundit Grift
Sheldon Whitehouse: The Delusional Millionaire Climate Scold Who Conveniently Owns Exxon Stock and Filibusters Your Energy Freedom
Climate Hypocrisy · Green Grift · Senate Obstructionists
From JAG Hero to Congressional Jagoff: How Eugene Vindman Traded His Uniform for Ukraine Grift and Votes America Straight Into Hell
Ukraine Grift · Partisan Revenge · Anti-Trump Swamp Creatures
Chuck the Boomer Schmuck Schumer Sympathy Farming with Obama-Era Tactics: The Bomb Scare That Smells Like Desperation Spirit
Political Theater · Democratic Distractions · Term Limits Now
The Senate's Most Hypocritical Career Politician Chuck Schumer Insecurely Lectures America on Being "Unserious and Childish"
Chuck Schumer · Border Security Failure · Political Hypocrisy
Space Cadet Mark Kelly is Off His Rocker Yet Again: From So-Called Hero to Absolute Homewrecker of American Security
Political Commentary · Border Security Critique · Partisan Takedown
The Naked Emperor of Illinois (Oh Yeah, They Call Him The Streak): Mike Quigley's Shameless Sprint Through History's Debris
Fiscal Irresponsibility · Open Borders Advocacy · Radical Social Progressivism
The Boomer in Office Strikes Again: Chuck Schumer’s Hypocrisy Reaches New Heights—He Started the Endless Wars He Now Condemns
Political Hypocrisy · War Hawk Flip-Flopping · Establishment Double Standards
Elizabeth Warren’s Latest MAGA Meltdown Tantrum: When “Tax Breaks” Become “Handing Billionaires YOUR Money” According to Warren
Political Commentary · Tax Policy Critique · Anti-Elizabeth Warren
Yassamin Ansari: The Swiftie Socialist Who Googled "Constituent" While Treating Taxpayer Perks Like Her Personal VIP Lounge
Political Satire · Progressive Hypocrisy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
Pramila Jayapal: The Hypocritical Progressive Hero Who Conveniently Forgets Her Own Rules When the Camera’s Are Turned Off
Political Hypocrisy · Progressive Moral Selectivity · Elite Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Syndrome
Rashida Tlaib: The One-Woman Wrecking Ball of the Entire Democratic Party’s Foreign-Policy Shred of Dwindling Credibility
Muslim Rally · Democratic Liberals · Fierce Facts
Gavin Newsom’s Ridiculous Mask Mandates Rise From the Grave: The Gift That Keeps On Gaslighting Us Into Oblivion and Back
Political Mishaps · California Policies · Mask Mandates
Trump's Fiery Thanksgiving Immigration Rant: A Call for "Reverse Migration" and Mass Deportations of Illegals in the United States
Political Fire · Immigration Policies · Presidential Rant
Senator Slotkin’s Blood Libel: How Her “National Guard Will Shoot Civilians” Lie Set the Stage for an Ambush That Killed US Guards
Political Satire · Congressional Mischief · National Guard
Gavin Newsom’s Billion-Dollar Disappearing Act: Grow the Homeless Population by 20%, and Blame the Guy Who Lives 3,000 Miles Away
Political Satire · Homelessness Policy Critique · California Politics
Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA
Political Satire · Anti-Schiff Criticism · U.S. Congressional Investigations
Mister Wiener and the Imaginary Body Count: A Sordid Tale of Models, Meltdown, and Missing Corpses
Political Satire · Public Health Policy · California Politics
Shadows in Plain Sight: The Alarming Reality of Human Trafficking and Why We Can't Look Away
Human Trafficking · Child Exploitation · Modern Slavery
Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute?
Political Roast · Shutdown Shenanigans · Healthcare Hypocrisy
Karen Bass: LA's Homelessness Houdini—Making Billions Vanish While the Tents Multiply
Political Roast · Homelessness Hoax · Mayoral Malfeasance
Pete Hegseth Torches Mark Kelly: “Fix Your Medals First, Captain Sedition—Uniform Inspection Incoming”
Political Reporting · Pentagon Probe · Seditious Six
Jason Crow & Friends Hastily Pivot to "Fighting Climate Change" After Shadow Boxing with Sedition
Political Satire · Climate Policy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
Swalwell’s Bold Vision: Turn Every iPhone Into an Unhackable, Totally Secure Ballot Box (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)
Political Reporting · Voting Woes · Election Farce
Patty Murray: The MAGA Meltdown Mom in Tennis Shoes Who Ran Herself Straight Into a 33-Year Rut of Glorious Incompetence
Political Reporting · Senate Shenanigans · MAGA Meltdowns
The One and Only Race-Baiting Candace Owens: Professional Chaos Merchant and Full-Time Conspiracy Clown
Political Reporting · Race Baiting · MAGA Meltdowns
Congressman Crow’s Guilty Conscience MAGA Meltdown: Whining About “Execution” Threats Trump Never Aimed Directly at Him
Political Satire · January 6 Committee Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
Jasmine Crockett Actually Casually Confesses: "Yeah, I Texted Jeffrey Epstein for Advice – No Ethical Issues Here, Y'all!"
Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy
Captain Space Cadet Mark Kelly Floats Back Into that Good Ole Firmament With Yet Another Zero-Gravity Major MAGA Meltdown
Political Satire · Anti-Democrat Criticism · Treason Accusations
Six Virtue-Signaling Democratic Vets Panicking That Trump’s Law-and-Order Crackdown Might Land Their Treasonous Asses in Gitmo
Political Reporting · Democratic Insurrection · DC Draino
Judicial Russian Roulette: How Soft-Hearted (or Deep-Pocketed) Judges Keep Loading the Gun and Handing It Directly to Killers
Political Reporting · Judicial News · DC Policy
Scott Wiener: The Andy Dick of Politics is Trading California State Senate for a Sporty Banana Hammock Run Straight into Congress
Political Satire · LGBTQ Policy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
Filibustering Extraordinaire—Gavin Newsom: California's Champion of Vaporware Housing and Vanishing Billions
Political Reporting · Policy Failures · California Policy
Schumer's Epstein Outrage: Perfectly Timed for When He Can't Stop the Release Anymore. Now, Isn't That Convenient?
Political Satire · Epstein Files Hypocrisy · U.S. Congressional Politics
Jasmine Crockett’s Couch-Cushion Economics: When Facts Get Lost Between the Cushions (Right Next to Her Dignity)
Political Reporting · Argentina Fantasy · Jasmine Crockett
Even More: Stacey Plaskett's Glass House Meltdown—When the Epstein Whisperer Lectures America on Texting "Felons"
Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy
Democrats' Desperate Tantrum at the Department of Education Still Echoes: A Pathetic Bid to Cling to Federal Power
Political Satire · Education Policy Critique · U.S. Federal Politics
Democratic Deafening Silence on Stacey Plaskett's Cozy Epstein Chats While in Congressional Meeting Speaks Volumes
Political Satire · Epstein Scandal Critique · Democratic Party Hypocrisy
Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Mirage Shatters: "Free" Stuff Comes With a Hefty Price Tag – And He's Already Billing You
Political Satire · Socialist Policy Critique · U.S. Local Politics
USA Today Discovers Trump's Secret $3 Million Check to the Jan 6 Riot Fairy – Pulitzer Incoming!
Political Reporting · Fake News Roundup · Jan 6th
Eric Swalwell: From Fang Fang's Boom-Boom Room, to God-Forbid, the Governor's Mansion – A Career Built on Scandals
Political Scandals · Congressional Lunacy · Ten Commandments
Elizabeth Warren: Hypocrite Extraordinaire to the Utmost Extreme – From Fake Heritage Handouts to Jet-Setting Cronyism
Political Corruption · Congressional Hypocrisy · Private Jets
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Major Maniacal MAGA Meltdown: QAnon Queen's Fantastic Free Fall from Trump's Gracious Grace
Political Profiteering · Congressional Racket · Full-Blown Feminism
Unmasking the Corruption of the Dastardly ACLU: Vipers in Velvet Gloves, Poison Dumping on Justice for Political Payoffs
Legal Corruption · Presidential Mischief · Anarchy Abortion
OP Schitztorm: Flanking the Phonies – A No-Holds-Barred Blitz on the Cheater-Ridden Wastelands of Call of Duty & Battlefield
Video Games · Call of Duty · Battlefield
A Droopy Dispatch: "Filibusters & the Fine Art of Fetching Them Fetcharoos—Why I'm Just Too Darn Tuckered to Tussle"
Philandering Filibusters · Filibuster Defnied · Droopy Dog
Democratic Epstein Blackout Hypocrisy: Oh, Trump's the "Villain,"" But Bill's Little Saint James Island BBQ? Crickets!
Epstein Scandal · Bill Clinton · Donald Trump
The All New CBP Home App: Self-Deport, Snag Your Grand, and Ghost the Border Like a Boss. Why Wait? Deport Today!
Border Policy · Mobile Applications · Self Deportation
Trump: The Tax-Slaying Sorcerer Who Turned Biden's Economic Dumpster Fire into a Bonfire of Unadulterated Wins
Boosted Economy · Trump Tax Cuts · Democratic Failures
The Liberocrat Lament: When Democrats Go Rogue and Blame the Donkey for Not Trotting Left Enough
Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Party Critique
Woody Harrelson’s Cyanide Confession: From White Lotus to Bitter Pill – Hollywood’s Latest Plot Twist Goes Terribly Wrong
Political Satire · Celebrity Political Commentary · U.S. Election Assassination Backlash
MAGA Hating Deep State Muslim Threatens Tribunals—Sit Down Before We Stage an Intervention for Your Entire Woke Wankfest
Political Satire · Leftist Hypocrisy Critique · U.S. Political Polarization
Shutdown Shills: The 40 Brainless Politicians Who Decided Federal Workers Don't Deserve a Paycheck
Political Satire · Government Shutdown Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
Sinking the Starboard Scum: Trump's Narco Strikes Flush the Cartel Rats Straight Down the Drain
Political Satire · Anti-Cartel Crackdown · Elite Drug Critique
Governor Greg Abbott's Masterstroke: Texas Takes the Lead While Blue States Fumble All Over the Border Crisis
Political Satire · Immigration Policy Critique · U.S. State Politics
All New Liberal Low: Stephanie Miller's Sneaker Smooch Saga Hits the All-Time Absolute Rock Bottom
Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Party Critique
Brandon Johnson: Chicago's Assless Chaps Wearing Mayor Strikes Out in a Spectacularly Outrageous Fashion
Political Satire · Urban Policy Criticism · U.S. Local Politics
Democrats' Great Heist: How Obama and Clinton Stole Your Vote and Sold It Back to You as Pipe Dream "Democracy"
Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · U.S. Election Politics
Tears in the Rain: Adam Schiff's Soaked Meltdown Marks the Democrats' Latest Surrender in the War for America
Political Satire · Health Care Policy Criticism · U.S. Congressional Politics
The Art of the Whine: How Democrats Master the Exaggeration Game to Steal the Spotlight (And Your Sanity)
Political Satire · Conservative Commentary · Democratic Exaggerations
Gavin Newsom's Great Climate Heist: Trading Tent Cities for Tuxedos at the UN Climate Summit Scam Convention
Political Satire · Environmental Policy Criticism · U.S. State and Federal Politics
Ilhan Omar to Trump: "Deport Me? Who Cares! I’ve Got Frequent Flyer Miles and Can Live Anywhere I Want!"
Political Satire · Immigration Critique · Deportation Debate
ICE's "Catch & Release Catastrophe": 1,400 Bad Guys Busted in Mass – Because Hiding MS-13 in Your Attic is *Totally* the New Airbnb Hack
Political Satire · Sanctuary City Policy Critique · Immigration Enforcement
Tesla's Rogue Rodeo: When "Full Self-Driving" Means Full-On Traffic Tango with the Grim Reaper
Political Satire · Technology Critique · Corporate Hubris
Newsom's Naughty Nineties: From Porn Proclamations to Power Plays – California's Own Playboy-in-Chief
Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Newsom Personal Scandals
SNAP Shutdown: The Great Black Matrimonial Revival – Welfare Woes Whip Women into Wedded Bliss!
Political Satire · Welfare Policy Critique · Racial Family Dynamics
Claudia Sheinbaum's Bill of Narco-Rights: Because Even Goons Deserve a Day Off from Decapitations
Political Farce · Cartel Coddling · Borderline Insanity
Stansbury's Stunning Strategy: Mastering the Art of Professional Loitering While Rome Burns (And Hungers)
Capitol Hill Circus · Food Fight Fiascos · Oath Optional
Yassamin Ansari Selling Girl Scout Cookies Outside Mike Johnson's Office Instead of Upholding Her Oath
Capitol Cookie Capers · Oath Optional · Shutdown Sweets
Zohran's Zero-Cost Coup Turns into a Complete Cash-Grab Bait and Switch Carnival
New York Nonsense · Political Flip-Flops · Wallet Warnings
The Great Mexican Standoff of 2025: Washington's Wildest Game of Chicken—Complete with Extra Guac
Political Poker · Fiscal Fiascos · Borderline Insanity
Puck in the Crack: Ovechkin's Milestone Souvenir Takes a Wild and Cheeky Detour No One Ever Expected
Hockey Hijinks · Goalie Gaffes · Ass-terisk Achievements
N3on: The Clucking Wolf in Streamer's Clothing Gets His Feathers Plucked and Permanently Banned
Streaming Shenanigans · Celebrity Cash Grabs · Fowl-Ups and Falloffs
Schumer's Shutdown Smackdown: Democrats Demand a Duel while Trump Preps the Golden Gloves
Washington Wackiness · Border Brawls · Healthcare Hijinks · Election Eve Explosions
The California Creeper Newscum's Great Ballot Bake-Off: Where Votes Rise, Then Vanish Like His Dignity
Political Circus · Election Fiascos · California Craziness
Trump’s Golden Age: Polishing the Oval Office While Dems Slip on Their Own Banana Peels of Panic
Political Circus · Presidential Punchlines · Democratic Disastercapades
Zohran Mamdani: The Immaculately Innocent Mayor Who Makes Teflon Look Like a Sticky Grenade
New York Shenanigans · Political Laundry · Conspiracy Clean-Up
The Prop 50 Debacle: Gavin Newsom's Presidential Pipe Dreams Go Straight Down the Drain.
California Capers · Political Plumbing · Gerrymander Gone Wild
Nancy Pelosi's Sloshed Swan Song: Rage, Ripples, and a Reluctant Retirement We've All Been Praying For
Political Satire · Pelosi Legacy Critique · U.S. Congressional Politics
The Mirror of Hypocrisy: Jennifer Siebel Newsom's Greatest Hits (On Her Own Narcissistic Husband)
Political Satire · California Governance Critique · Newsom Hypocrisy
Encore of Shutdown Circus Shenanigans: Democratic Politicos Play Pin the Tail on the Elephant
Washington Whackjobs · Budget Buffoonery · Tweet Tantrums
Obama's Shutdown Sermon: Preach It, Brother – But Don't Practice It!
Washington Whackjobs · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame · Budget Bloopers
Shutdown Circus: Congress Plays Hungry Hungry Hippos with America's Wallet
Political Farce · Budget Buffoonery · National Starvation Spectacle
Vote Schmote: Why Your Ballot's a Golden Ticket (That Could Use a Good Waxing)
Election Extravaganzas · Historical Hilarity · Civic Sass
Newsom's Ballot Blunder: Where in the World is That Gerrymander Map?
California Capers · Political Pranks · Map Mayhem
Shadows in the Badge: Reimagining Accountability in American Policing Through a Texas Sized Lens
Criminal Justice Reform · Public Policy · Social Issues
Everybody Doin' the Locomotion: Gavin Newsom's Caravan of Coke and Corruption Hits the Streets with Glee
Political Powder Kegs · Highway Hijinks · Vendetta Vibes
Taxman Tango: Why the Government's "Shutdown" is Just a Fancy Furlough for Everyone But Your Wallet
Fiscal Farce · Bureaucratic Buffoonery · Pocket-Picking Pageant
Kristi Noem Slams the Brakes over ICE: Illegal Truckers Haul Ass to the Slammer!
Border Bloopers · Truckin' Troubles · Political Pit Stops
Holy Habeas Corpus! Speaker Johnson Swings the Gavel of Justice at Comrade Mamdani's Pinko Parade
Politics · Washington Whackiness · Socialist Smackdowns
Will All the Dead Voters Please Rise Up: Oregon's Astonishing Zombie Election Extravaganza
Politics · Voter Shenanigans · Bureaucratic Blunders
Chuck the Late Bloomer Baby Boomer Shmuck Schumer Has A Word With You— and He's Serious This Time
Political Buffoonery · Hunger Hoaxes · Healthcare Hilarity
Big Brother's Bountiful Beauty Contest: Noem Now Mandates Mug Shots at Every Border Crossing Bash
Politics · Borders · Facial Fiascos
Somebody Stop Me! Newsom and Bonta's Powdered Presser Ignites a Mask-Worthy Villain Duo's Maniacal Meltdown
Politics · California Chaos · Executive Excess
The Great EBT Exodus: When the Food Stamps Ran Dry and Corrupt Politicians Pitched Tents
Political Circus · Hunger Hoax · Washington Witch Hunt
Africa: The Continent Where Hope Packs Its Bags and Heads for the Exit
Global Goofs · Poverty Punchlines · Terrorist Ticklers
JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas
Politics · Pork Politics · Waistline Woes
Chicago's Bean-Brained Mayor Plays Dodgeball with His Own Self-Inflicted Disaster
Political Farce · Urban Absurdity · Immigration Impasse
Badge of Dishonor: How One Sheriff Sent Slick Gavin and Crabby Katie Crashing Back to Reality
California Carnage · Political Punchlines · Heroic Hijinks
Antifa Takes the L: Cops Snatch the Whole Squat Palace and Dash With the Loot While Laughing Like Maniacs
Political Blunders · Street Theater Fiascos · Riot Reject Roundup
Stephen Miller's Protester BBQ: DC's Hottest Ticket Since the Last Alien Invasion
Political Circus · Urban Decay Follies · Hippie Hysteria
Gavin Newsom's California: Where Votes Waltz In from Wonderland and Trucks Tango with Doom
Political Circus · Golden State Gone Goofy · Ballot Bonanza Blues
Gavin Newsom's Gourmet of Ghetto Groceries: A Sob Story Served on Silver Platters
Political Fiascos · California Craziness · Tall Tales from Tinseltown
Chuck Schumer the Baby Boomer's Shutdown Spectacle: Hero or Hypocrite? Hey, You Decide!
Political Farce · Washington Whimsy · Hypocrisy Hour
Gavin Newsom: The Governor Who Cries 'Suppression' While Handing Out Ballots and Band-Aids to Border-Crossers
Political Circus · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame · California Dreamin' or Screamin'?
Gavin's Guarded Secret: Trump Snatches California's Toy Soldiers and Leaves Newsom in the Dust
Political Pandemonium · California Catastrophe · Trump Triumphs
Exposing the Grand Deception: Yahusha the Messiah's True Human Story and the Lies of Divinity
Religion · Biblical Revisionism · Conspiracy Unveiled
George Soros's Checkbook Chaos: Ted Cruz Wields the RICO Hammer to Stop the Billionaire's Protest Puppet Show
Political Heroics · Shadowy Schemers · Funding Follies
Whitey’s Wallet: Open for Business, or Is It Payback Time for the Whole Family Reunion?
Politics · History · Hypocrisy Hoedown
Senators' Squishy Embrace and the Democracy Dance-Off: No Crowns, Just Cringe
Political Circus · Washington Weirdness · Protest Pageantry
Tossing the Trust Fund Tyrant in the Waste Bin: Alexander Soros Gets the Garbage Treatment He Deserves
Global Elite Garbage · Philanthropy Farce · Davos Dumpster Dive
Georgie Porgie Soros: Pudding His Fingers in Every Global Pie
Billionaire Shenanigans · Conspiracy Kitchen Sinks · World Domination Lite
No Crowns, No Kings, But Plenty of Bling: Nancy's Quest for Eternal Throne
Political Circus · Hypocrisy Hour · Golden Parachute Shenanigans
Obama's Spy Game: Endorsing Spanberger to Turn Virginia into a Black Ops Playground
Political Farces · Virginia Vortex · Ex-Presidential Pranks
The Great Rainbow Rampage on Parade: Harris County Houston's Crosswalk Clash and Bash
Texas Tangles · Pride Parades Gone Sidewalk · Political Pigment Wars
Ilhan's Somali Shindig: Pledging to Uncle Hassan While Uncle Sam Foots the Bill
Politics · Diaspora Drama · Oath-Breaking Shenanigans
Illegal Cop Caper: Pritzker's Borderline Blunder Turns Blue State into a Circus of Badges and Borders
Politics · Immigration Fiascos · Leadership Laughs
Pelosi's Heavily Guarded Meltdown: Why Nancy's Pointing Fingers Like a Witch at a Pointillism Exhibit
Political Pandemonium · Pun-Fueled Fury · Capitol Chaos
Country Crooner Crashes Out: Bryan Andrews' Big Chest Blues
Music Meltdowns · Immigration Whines · Satirical Strum-Alongs
Pentagon's Badge Bash: Reporters Tossed Out, Secrets Locked Tight!
National Security Follies · Media Meltdown Madness · Government Genius Gambits
Unmasking the Associated Press: Dirt That Digs Deep into Journalistic Quicksand
Media Scandals · Bias Exposés · Credibility Crumbles
AP's Sneaky Pentagon Prank: Hegseth Slams the Door on the Drama Queens!
Media Mayhem · Defense Debacles · Shill Shenanigans
Slappin' the Wiener: Scott's Saucy Legislative Shenanigans!
Political Pandemonium · Wiener Whacks · California Craziness
Subway Specter: Boo the Knife-Wielding Ghoul Gets Boarded!
Viral Shenanigans · Political Punchlines · Underground Uproar · Meme Mayhem
Slap Heard 'Round the Fake News Globe: JD Vance Delivers the Ultimate Face-Palm to George Stephanopoulos
Political Smackdowns · Media Meltdowns · Border Bloopers · Satirical Slaps
Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity!
Invasion Alerts · Uncle Sam's Side-Eye · Melting Pot Meltdowns
TMZ's Shadowy Empire: Accusations of Blackmail, Pay-for-Play, and the Cost of Celebrity Scoops
Media Ethics Critique · Celebrity Scandal Satire · TMZ Operations Exposé
The Sneaky Swindlers: America's Most Forgettable Crooks in Fancy Ties
Politics · Grift · Facepalms
Kneeling Blockade Busted: Trump's Troops From Texas Clear the Driveway Drama in Portland—What a Drag for Antifa!
Immigration Shenanigans · Guarded Glory · Antifa Antics
While Democrats Desperately Duck Shutdown Negotiations and Let Troops Starve, President Trahan Delivers the Message: I'd Only Visit AOC's Office to Fire Her
Politics · Shutdown Saga · Dem Dodges · Trahan Takes · Capitol Chaos
From Rainbow Shirts to Prison Stripes: The Zulock Family's Explosive Coming-Out Party
True Crime · Family Fiascos · Viral Nightmares
Hakeem Jeffries' Shutdown Meltdown: Time to Fire This Whining Loser
Politics · Shutdown Drama · Calling Out Bullshit
Jamie Raskin: The Oily Operative Slithering Back into the Spotlight
Washington Whoppers · Political Pranks · Beltway Buffoonery
Crockett's Health Hysteria Hits a Wall: All Crossed Arms and Stompy Feets Style
Politics · Washington Whines · Hypocrisy Hour
Katie Porter's Gubernatorial Griddle: Hope, Grit, and a Side of Scalding Spuds
California Chaos · Political Potboilers · Tentacle Twists
Schiff & Kaine's Great Cookie Jar Caper: When Congress Gets Handsy on Military's Top Secret Operations
Politics · Military · Satire
Oh, I'm Sorry, Rand. Was That Your Narco Route? Did You Have Personal Ties with That Plug? Did You Know Them by Name?
Politics · Satire · International Relations
The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed!
Satire · Politics · Law · Villainy
Bernie Sanders: The Geriatric Guerrilla of the Green New Deal
Politics · Satire · Aging Politicians
The Great Government Shutdown Circus: A Tale of Desperation, Drama, and Donkeys
Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown
Obama’s Peace Pitch: Hypocrisy or Hyped-Up Hooey-Fooey?
Politics · Middle East Madness · Hypocrisy Hall of Fame
The Great Letitia James Mortgage Fraud Farce: A Tale of Irony and Indictments
Politics · Satire · Legal Drama
A Serious Tone: Understanding Jaden Smith's Protest and the MMIW Movement
Social Issues · Entertainment Industry · Indigenous Rights
Pritzker's Pit of Political Sludge: A Bulldog's Bark or a Bite?
Politics · Satire · Immigration · National Guard
The Great Chicago Black Excellence Parade: The Fall of Mayor Brandon Johnson!
Politics · Immigration · Absurdity · Corruption
Gavin Newsom's Fiery Fiasco: A Blaze of Glory or Blazing Saddles?
Politics · Environment · Satire
Gavin Newsom’s Firefighting Fiasco: Vetoing Heroes for a Gerrymander Gambit!
Politics · Wildfires · Budget Blunders
Tina Kotek: Hero or Villain? She Can't Seem to Decide—Should We Decide for Her?
Politics · Satire · Oregon · Controversy
Swamp Thing Rises: Eric Holder Sludges Up the Supreme Court Fight
Politics · Satire · Supreme Court Shenanigans
Military Service: Balancing Personal Aspirations and Collective Duty
Military · Society · Personal Growth
The Great Cultural Enclave Caper: When Foreign Policy Sneaks In Disguised as "Diversity"
Culture · Politics · Satire
LINKIN PARK’S SCIENTOLOGY SNAFU: ROCKING THE COSMIC CULT CONUNDRUM HARDER THAN XENU’S INTERGALACTIC TAX AUDIT
Music Mishaps · Cult Capers · Internet Implosions
AOC’s Primary Pipe Dreams: Destined to Crash Harder Than Shillary Showing Up to a Party with an Andrenochrome Filled Handbag
Political Parodies · Twitter Tussles · Swamp Shenanigans
Tariffs: The Great American Rip-Off or Superhero Smackdown?
Politics · Trade · Foreign Fiascos
Kash Patel Unveils the Truth About January 6: A Tale of Corruption, Courage, and Questionable Decisions
Politics · Corruption Exposure · Heroic Narratives
AOC’s Phone-Line Fiasco: Thwarting the Clean Food Crusader!
Politics · Food Corruption · Grassroots Showdowns
Don't Fear the Vought: The Grim Reaper of Your Tax Dollars
Politics · Bureaucracy Bashing · Christian Nationalist Nonsense
Diddy's Day in Court: A Wild Ride Through the Freak-Off Fiasco
Celebrity Shenanigans · Courtroom Chaos · Hip-Hop Hijinks
The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller
Politics · Satire · Hairdos
Gavin Newsom's Sobriety Stance: A Dive into California's Homeless Policy Fiasco
Politics · Homelessness · Satire
The Absurdity of Transgenderism: A Stern but Necessary Critique
Satire · Gender · Identity · Regret
The Great Haiti Money Mystery and the Glorious Ballroom Bonanza!
Politics · Finance · Entertainment
Chelsea Clinton's Podcast: A Misinformation Missile or Just Missing the Mark?
Satire · Health · Podcasts
The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief
Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown
Schumer's Great Immigration Flip-Flop: From "No Benefits for Illegals" to "Shutdown Over Healthcare"
Politics · Immigration · Government Shutdown
Shri Thanedar Dances The Dance: The Great Shutdown Shenanigans of 2025
Politics · Satire · Government Shutdown
Walz's Trans Refuge State: A Title IX Fiasco or Just a Pitching Phenomenon?
Politics · Sports · Satire
Punchin' Pretty: Oklahoma's Queer Fight Club – Where Rainbows Meet Right Hooks and Therapy Takes a TKO
Absurd Activism · Fabulous Fisticuffs · Sooner State Shenanigans · LGBTQ+ Laughter
Gavin Newsom's Meme Mishap: A Swing and a Miss at JD Vance
Politics · Satire · Memes
Chief Sitting Bulldog: Maxine Waters Steamrolls Steinberg in Healthcare Hullabaloo
Politics · Satire · Healthcare Hijinks
Hakeem's Hilarious Hypocrisy: Dodging the Shutdown Dough Like a Pro!
Politics · Hypocrisy · Government Shenanigans
Delegate Tantrum Queen: Stacey Plaskett's Paper-Flinging Follies and a Lifetime of Legislative Lunacy
Politics · Shenanigans · Capitol Hill Circus
Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest
Politics · Memes · Epic Fails
Shakira's Hips Don't Lie, But Her Tax Returns Do: Wailing About "Constant Fear" While Sitting on a $400 Million Fortune!
Celebrity Whines · Immigrant Impostors · Tax-Dodging Tango
Newsom's Lawless Lament: Pointing Fingers While the Golden State Goes Full Mad Max
Politics · Satire · California Chaos
Super-Sleuth Superintendent: The Guy Who Schooled America on How to Pack Heat and Dodge Deportation!
Education Fiasco · Border Blunders · Knife-Edge Comedy
AOC: Queen of the Hill? Or Just the Village Idiot?
Politics · Satire · Washington Wackiness
Drag Queen Dash for Dollars: Maebe A. Girl's Glitzy Gambit to Glom onto Congress
Politics · Drag Drama · Wannabe Wackiness
Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness
Politics · Satire · Memes
Oregon’s Skin-Deep Scandal: Nudists Near Tots? Even Sirens’ Free Spirits Would Gasp!
Absurd Laws · Naked Shenanigans · Parental Nightmares
Sarah McBride: The Drag Queen Congress Critter Who Makes Dragnet Look Subtle
Politics · Gender Shenanigans · Holy Hilarity
Hakeem Jeffries: The Day-Walking Dingaling of Darkness
Politics · Vampires · Ego Trips
Nancy Pelosi’s Pints of Peril: A Frosty Fiasco of Political Blunders
Politics · Controversy · Humor
Chuck Schumer’s Scandal-Palooza: A Wild Ride Through Decades of Dubious Deeds
Politics · Controversy · Satire
Don Lemon's Hypocritical Tirade Against Violent White Men While Married to One
Satire · Media · Social Commentary
Colonel Stephens Gets the Boot for Kirk Murder Hot Take
Military Madness · Political Firestorms · Social Media Snafus
The Great Pritzker Pickle: Illinois’ Billion-Dollar Buffoon
Politics · Scandal · Satire
Ilhan Omar’s Wild Ride: A Scandal-Filled Soap Opera
Politics · Controversy · Immigration Shenanigans
Rashida Tlaib: The Motor City Maverick or Congressional Motormouth?
Politics · Satire · Michigan Madness
Zohran Mamdani: New York’s Self-Proclaimed Commie King or Just Another Albany Oddball?
Politics · Satire · New York Nonsense
Mark Begich: Alaska’s Political Sasquatch or Just Another Swamp Creature?
Politics · Scandal · Alaska Shenanigans
Lisa Murkowski: Alaska’s Ice Queen or Puppet on a String?
Political Satire · Arctic Antics · Alaskan Shenanigans
The Wacky World of Elizabeth Warren: A Scandal-Filled Romp Through Time
Politics · Satire · Controversy
Bad Bunny: The Super Bowl’s Scaredy-Cat Superstar?
Entertainment · Satire · Music
Lateefah Simon: The Scandal-Soaked Superstar of California’s 12th District!
Political Satire · Congressional Capers · Bay Area Blunders
Jasmine Crockett: The Congressional Firebrand or Political Powder Keg?
Politics · Satire · Congressional Shenanigans
Amy Klobuchar: Minnesota Nice or Senate Ice?
Politics · Scandal · Workplace Drama
Eric Swalwell: The Spy Who Loved Me (And Maybe a Few Others)
Politics · Satire · Espionage
Hakeem Jeffries’ Wildest Scandals and Smackdowns: Political Firestorms Unleashed
Politics · Controversies · Hakeem Jeffries · House Minority Leader
ICE Officer Relieved of Duties After Incident at Manhattan Courthouse Sparks Outrage
Immigration · ICE · Manhattan Courthouse · Asylum Seekers
The Senate’s Sneaky Move: Handing Democrats a Blank Check for Power
Politics · Conservative Issues · Government Oversight
The Unraveling of Karen Bass: A Legacy Built on Lies, Hypocrisy, and Betrayal
Politics · Los Angeles · Corruption · Leadership
The Controversial Rise and Scandals of Defunct DHS Agent Myron Gaines
Social Media · Controversy · Entertainment
Unmasking Gavin Newsom: A Web of Lies, Scandals, and California's Collapse
Politics · Scandals · California Governance · Corruption
Charlie Kirk: The Conservative Firebrand Who’s Got the Left Wiping Tears Instead of... Well, You Know
Politics · Conservative Movement · Humor
RFK Jr.’s Congressional Beatdown: A Truth Bomb Barrage on the Left’s BS
Politics · Health · Satire
Dr. Ben Carson Sworn In as USDA’s Nutrition Czar: The Left’s Worst Nightmare Just Became America’s Health Hero
Politics · Health · Nutrition · USDA · Ben Carson · MAHA
Hillary Clinton: The Pantsuit Predator Gets A Wake Up Call From Hell
Satire · Political Humor · Conspiracy Takedown
Hakeem Jeffries: The Crown Prince of Congressional Claptrap Gets a Reality Check
Politics · Satire · Corruption
White Liberals: The Crusaders of Causes They Don’t Understand, Yelling Loudly into the Void
Satire · Social Commentary · Politics
The Palestinian Quest for Sovereignty: A Comprehensive Analysis for Strategic Leaders
Geopolitics · Palestinian Sovereignty · Middle East Conflict · Governance · Anti-Corruption
Black Ops 7 vs. Battlefield 6: Hype, Hypocrisy, and the Hard Truths from a Veteran of Both Frontlines
Gaming · FPS Shooters · Call of Duty · Battlefield
President Trahan's Bold State of the Union: A Rallying Cry Against Corruption and Call for True Freedom
Politics · National News · Anti-Corruption
The Miami "Zombie" Attack: A Case Study in Media Sensationalism and Political Distraction Theories
Media · Politics · History
Battlefield 6: A Hype-Fueled Letdown That’s Just Whack-old-field
Gaming · Battlefield · FPS
The Black Ops 7 Backlash: Is It Trash Before It’s Even Played?
Call of Duty · Black Ops 7 · Gaming News · Multiplayer Games
Caught in Their Sights: Exposing Tactics Against a Federal Candidate
Political Intimidation · Campaign Interference · Federal Candidate Rights · Transparency · ACAP News
Exposing Turki Alalshikh: The Saudi Brat's Empire of Excess and Shadowy Deals
Saudi Arabia · Boxing · Money Laundering · Sports Corruption · Vision 2030
Console Gamers Demand End to Crossplay with PC Players in Multiplayer Games
Gaming · Community · Technology
Lil Tony's Viral Testimony: Claims of Refusing a Deal with the Devil
Celebrity Testimonies · Spiritual Awakening · Music Industry · Conspiracy Theories · Christian Faith
Exposing the Online Smear Machine: The Coordinated Assault on Chance Trahan's Presidential Path
Cyberbullying · Political Smears · Online Vigilantism · Media Ethics · Presidential Campaigns
Systemic Smears: How False Allegations and Personal Attacks Target a Presidential Candidate’s Fight for Truth
Political Corruption · False Accusations · Presidential Campaign · Domestic Violence · Disability Rights · Parental Rights
The Controversies Surrounding Stephen King’s Dark Themes and Public Persona
Stephen King · Horror Literature · Controversies · Taboo Themes
McDonald's Under Fire: A Deep Dive into Sexual Abuse, Harassment, and Pedophilia Allegations
Business · Legal · Social Issues · Workplace Safety
Unraveling the Charlie Kirk Shooting: Chance Trahan’s Explosive Claims of a Staged Death
Political Conspiracy · Election 2025 · Public Deception · Utah Incident
The Sinister Veil of New York’s Satanic Churches
Satanism · New York · Cults · Conspiracy
The Dark Web of the MMA Cartel and Ryan Garcia's Explosive Claims
MMA · Conspiracy · Combat Sports · Las Vegas Secrets
Uncovering the Dark Heart of Laurel Canyon
Occult · Conspiracy · Music Industry · Hollywood Secrets
