Tweet Takedown: Robby's Righteous Rant

Picture this: It's the witching hour on October 14, 2025, and conservative crusader Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) drops a bombshell tweet that's got more zing than a jalapeño enema. Quoting a snippy video from @DefiantLs, Robby unleashes a "just a reminder" that could make your grandma clutch her pearls. We're talking 5,940 likes, 2,534 reposts, and enough views (over 209,000!) to fill Dodger Stadium with pitchfork-wielding parents. Robby's finger-waggin' text? A laundry list of legislative lowlights aimed at California State Senator Scott Wiener (D-San Francisco), the bow-tie-wearing wonder boy of LGBTQ+ advocacy. It's like if Alfred E. Neuman ran for office and decided to rewrite the penal code with rainbow crayons.

• CA bill to no longer make it a felony to knowingly give sex partners HIV and to knowingly donate blood when you have HIV
• CA bill to lower penalties for sex with minors within a 10 year age gap to the offender

And get this: He voted AGAINST CA bill AB379, which cranked up the heat on soliciting 16- and 17-year-olds for some illicit tango. Wiener was one of only two senators to thumbs-down it, because apparently, in Scott's world, every law needs a glitter filter. "A very very weird and alarming track record," Robby sneers, and boy, does it stick like gum on a hot sidewalk.

Video Villainy: Wiener's Woke Whine

Cut to the quoted clip from @DefiantLs, a 31-second Senate hearing snippet that's shorter than a politician's promise but packs more hypocrisy than a vegan burger joint serving bacon. There sits Wiener, perched on his dais like a peacock in pinstripes, yapping about SB 311 and how the sex offender registry is "incredibly overbroad and discriminatory." Oh, the horror! He gripes that it slaps folks for "having sex in a car or park" – as if that's not half the plot of every teen movie ever. And get this zinger: LGBTQ+ peeps are "massively and disproportionately targeted," slammed onto the registry like unwanted extras at a pride parade. The clip fizzles out mid-sentence, but we can guess the rest: "And don't get me started on those drag brunch bans!" It's racked up 1,642 likes and 386,000 views, with replies turning into a meme-fest of outrage – think pizza emojis and "protect the kids" battle cries. Wiener's basically auditioning for the role of "villain in a bad after-school special."

Fact-Check Fiasco: Wiener's Wild Wins (Or Losses?)

Alright, truth-serum time: Robby's roasting Wiener over three bills that sound like they were scripted by a fever-dream focus group. But hey, facts don't care about feelings – or do they, in this clown car of a legislature? Let's break it down, oogly eyed-style, with all the snark and none of the sanctimony.

• Sponsored bill axing felony status for knowingly spreading HIV to partners or donating tainted blood: Ding-ding-ding! That's SB 239 from 2017, Wiener's brainchild that got Gov. Jerry Brown's squiggly signature. It turns old-school HIV felonies into misdemeanors if your viral load's lower than a politician's approval rating – all in the name of "reducing stigma" and getting folks tested. Public health eggheads cheered, but critics hollered "free-for-all!" Wiener: 1, Common Sense: 0.
• Sponsored bill softening penalties for adult-minor hookups with a 10-year age gap: Ka-ching! SB 145 in 2020, signed by Gavin Newsom, extends those mushy "Romeo and Juliet" loopholes to same-sex shenanigans, letting judges play fast and loose with registration for "consensual" teen romps up to a decade apart. Equality for all! (Except, y'know, the parents who want to throttle the timeline.) No pedo-pass, just a judicial hall pass for close-enough crushes.
• Voted nay on AB 379, the minor-soliciting smackdown: Bingo-bango! This 2025 bad boy hiked fines to $100,000 and prison stretches for grown-ups hawking cash for kiddo cuddles (ages 16-17). Senate zipped it through 33-2, but Wiener and one lone ranger said "hold my rainbow latte – nay!" Why? Who knows – maybe he thinks registries are so last season. In a state drowning in sex-trafficking headlines, it's like voting against seatbelts because they cramp your style.

Score: Wiener's batting a thousand on "reform," zero on "reality check." It's like he read the Constitution as a choose-your-own-adventure book and picked the path that packs on the glitter every time.

Enter the Wiener: The bow-tied Bolshevik from San Fran who's been slinging rainbow wrecking balls at sanity since his first latte-fueled filibuster. This guy's legislative love letters to "LGBTQ+ tweaks" read like a bad Grindr bio—HIV decrim? Sure, why not let folks play Russian roulette with bodily fluids? Age-gap equity? Because nothing says "progress" like greenlighting grown-ups to groom gap-toothed gap-fillers. In Trump's America 2.0 (or this 2025 clown-ocalypse of who can be the dirtiest politician), Wiener's the piñata every meme looks to hit the hardest. Remember SB 145's "pedophilia bill" freakout? Wiener's the gift that just keeps on giving, wrapping pervy policies in equality tinsel with big frilly pom poms chanting, "Deal with it" while dancing in skirts from the sidelines. And AB 379? That solo "no" vote? It's Wiener yelling "Screw the kids—my glitter parade comes first!" to every soccer mom in the state.