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THE POWDERED WIGS [AND HOW THEY MUST FEEL]

Posted in: Historical Satire · Masculinity Critique · Colonial Fashion Commentary

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2024-10-14 17:55:09

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If I had to wear a powdered wig to feel like more of a man, I'd be mad, too. Because, that would mean that I'd have to find everything that my lifestyle isn't in agreement with incredibly offensive. I can't take a man in a powdered wig seriously, ever.

As time would tell, people with what we often refer to as Napolean Syndrome started wearing bigger, and bigger wigs, and according to them, "the bigger, the better." When it actually turns out, that in the end, bigger wasn't so great. And, we're not talking about sex here, we're talking about powdered wigs. Powdered wigs? Why, it's all the rage of British colonists, and all their overcompensation.
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