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OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

Posted in: Political Satire · Conspiracy Theories · U.S. Political Scandals

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-20 07:08:29

ACAP Editor In Chief: Chance Trahan
Chance Trahan
Editor in Chief
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