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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Ring-Ring-Ring—A Rude Awakening for Eric Swalwell: His Struggle with The Department of Justice’s Relentless Pursuit of Truth DJPVMA: From the Deathbed Back to the Bassline Resurrection – The Venom Returns to the Screen Rave Jan 1st! Golden State Gavin's Reading Riddle: "I Can't Read" One Day, "I Read Thousands" the Next – Pick a Lie, Governor! Donald Trump is Kicking Ass Again—This Time in California: Fraud Investigation Launched Against Gavin Newsom's "Corrupt" State! The Tragic Fall of Gavin Newsom: A Dose of Farewell to an Terribly Corrupt Californian Politico Dumpster Fire Coke Addict Africa: The Continent Where Hope Packs Its Bags and Heads for the Exit Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest GOAL CRUSHING TIPS [FOR MEN] JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas Gavin's Guarded Secret: Trump Snatches California's Toy Soldiers and Leaves Newsom in the Dust Ring-Ring-Ring—A Rude Awakening for Eric Swalwell: His Struggle with The Department of Justice’s Relentless Pursuit of Truth DJPVMA: From the Deathbed Back to the Bassline Resurrection – The Venom Returns to the Screen Rave Jan 1st! Golden State Gavin's Reading Riddle: "I Can't Read" One Day, "I Read Thousands" the Next – Pick a Lie, Governor! Donald Trump is Kicking Ass Again—This Time in California: Fraud Investigation Launched Against Gavin Newsom's "Corrupt" State! The Tragic Fall of Gavin Newsom: A Dose of Farewell to an Terribly Corrupt Californian Politico Dumpster Fire Coke Addict Africa: The Continent Where Hope Packs Its Bags and Heads for the Exit Dems' Desperate Dash to Duct-Tape the Meme Machine: Schumer's Latest Soapbox Snoozefest GOAL CRUSHING TIPS [FOR MEN] JB Pritzker: The Blubbery Baron of Bellyaches and Bad Ideas Gavin's Guarded Secret: Trump Snatches California's Toy Soldiers and Leaves Newsom in the Dust
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