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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Sanctuary City Sabotage: Rogue States Free Killers, Crush Cop Morale, and Spit on Border Security Wins Kristi Noem's "Removal": Democrats' Pyrrhic Victory in the Game of Politico Musical Chairs Subway Specter: Boo the Knife-Wielding Ghoul Gets Boarded! The Monstrosity That is Nancy Pelosi: The Terrible No Good Legacy of a Complete and Utter Incompetent Political Catastrophe Bad Bunny: The Super Bowl’s Scaredy-Cat Superstar? The Power of Prayer to El Elyon on the Most High: A Sacred Path to Divine Protection and Salvation Sam Walton’s Ghost Must Be Spinning in His Discount Aisle: Would He Approve of Walmart’s “Powerhouse of Poison and Profits”? The Great Unwinding: Imagining Dissolution of the Corporation of the United States The Great Inflation of the States: Red States Offer Less Burden—While Blue States Offer an Unbearably Hefty Cost of Living HOW THE FAR–LEFT OPERATES Sanctuary City Sabotage: Rogue States Free Killers, Crush Cop Morale, and Spit on Border Security Wins Kristi Noem's "Removal": Democrats' Pyrrhic Victory in the Game of Politico Musical Chairs Subway Specter: Boo the Knife-Wielding Ghoul Gets Boarded! The Monstrosity That is Nancy Pelosi: The Terrible No Good Legacy of a Complete and Utter Incompetent Political Catastrophe Bad Bunny: The Super Bowl’s Scaredy-Cat Superstar? The Power of Prayer to El Elyon on the Most High: A Sacred Path to Divine Protection and Salvation Sam Walton’s Ghost Must Be Spinning in His Discount Aisle: Would He Approve of Walmart’s “Powerhouse of Poison and Profits”? The Great Unwinding: Imagining Dissolution of the Corporation of the United States The Great Inflation of the States: Red States Offer Less Burden—While Blue States Offer an Unbearably Hefty Cost of Living HOW THE FAR–LEFT OPERATES