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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Alex Padilla: The Grifting Clown-Shoed Filibustering Senator Who Can't Spell Newsom Yet Spells Doom for Them Californian Voters The Honorable Judge Teresa Molina-Gonzalez: Keeper of the Revolving Door, Patron Saint of Pyromaniacs The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Mirage Shatters: "Free" Stuff Comes With a Hefty Price Tag – And He's Already Billing You Elizabeth Warren: Hypocrite Extraordinaire to the Utmost Extreme – From Fake Heritage Handouts to Jet-Setting Cronyism Ilhan Omar to Trump: "Deport Me? Who Cares! I’ve Got Frequent Flyer Miles and Can Live Anywhere I Want!" Hakeem Jeffries: The Day-Walking Dingaling of Darkness [DEEP STATE] MYSTERY OF STATE OF ALASKA Gavin Newsom: The Governor Who Cries 'Suppression' While Handing Out Ballots and Band-Aids to Border-Crossers Puck in the Crack: Ovechkin's Milestone Souvenir Takes a Wild and Cheeky Detour No One Ever Expected Alex Padilla: The Grifting Clown-Shoed Filibustering Senator Who Can't Spell Newsom Yet Spells Doom for Them Californian Voters The Honorable Judge Teresa Molina-Gonzalez: Keeper of the Revolving Door, Patron Saint of Pyromaniacs The Great Omnibus Fiasco: A Tale of Congressional Mischief Zohran Mamdani's Socialist Mirage Shatters: "Free" Stuff Comes With a Hefty Price Tag – And He's Already Billing You Elizabeth Warren: Hypocrite Extraordinaire to the Utmost Extreme – From Fake Heritage Handouts to Jet-Setting Cronyism Ilhan Omar to Trump: "Deport Me? Who Cares! I’ve Got Frequent Flyer Miles and Can Live Anywhere I Want!" Hakeem Jeffries: The Day-Walking Dingaling of Darkness [DEEP STATE] MYSTERY OF STATE OF ALASKA Gavin Newsom: The Governor Who Cries 'Suppression' While Handing Out Ballots and Band-Aids to Border-Crossers Puck in the Crack: Ovechkin's Milestone Souvenir Takes a Wild and Cheeky Detour No One Ever Expected