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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Country Crooner Crashes Out: Bryan Andrews' Big Chest Blues Eric Swalwell's Residency Ruckus Ruin: When Big Swing D.C. Dreams Attempt to Crash Swalwell's Little California Ambitions Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity! Sam Walton’s Ghost Must Be Spinning in His Discount Aisle: Would He Approve of Walmart’s “Powerhouse of Poison and Profits”? Boomer Chuck the Schmuck Schumer, Meet Your Own Damn Law: Stop Whining About the Fire You Started, Fool Behold, The Great Golden State Heist: The Receipts Come Scorching In and They Reveal That Gavin Newsom Is In Deep Democratic Doo-Doo Mister Wiener and the Imaginary Body Count: A Sordid Tale of Models, Meltdown, and Missing Corpses TMZ's Shadowy Empire: Accusations of Blackmail, Pay-for-Play, and the Cost of Celebrity Scoops Chuck Schumer the Baby Boomer's Shutdown Spectacle: Hero or Hypocrite? Hey, You Decide! DJPVMA: From the Deathbed Back to the Bassline Resurrection – The Venom Returns to the Screen Rave Jan 1st! Country Crooner Crashes Out: Bryan Andrews' Big Chest Blues Eric Swalwell's Residency Ruckus Ruin: When Big Swing D.C. Dreams Attempt to Crash Swalwell's Little California Ambitions Why Let the Curry Commandos Cook Our Goose? A Fiery Plea for Flag-Waving Purity! Sam Walton’s Ghost Must Be Spinning in His Discount Aisle: Would He Approve of Walmart’s “Powerhouse of Poison and Profits”? Boomer Chuck the Schmuck Schumer, Meet Your Own Damn Law: Stop Whining About the Fire You Started, Fool Behold, The Great Golden State Heist: The Receipts Come Scorching In and They Reveal That Gavin Newsom Is In Deep Democratic Doo-Doo Mister Wiener and the Imaginary Body Count: A Sordid Tale of Models, Meltdown, and Missing Corpses TMZ's Shadowy Empire: Accusations of Blackmail, Pay-for-Play, and the Cost of Celebrity Scoops Chuck Schumer the Baby Boomer's Shutdown Spectacle: Hero or Hypocrite? Hey, You Decide! DJPVMA: From the Deathbed Back to the Bassline Resurrection – The Venom Returns to the Screen Rave Jan 1st!
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