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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller FAKE NEWS [ABOUT CHANCE TRAHAN] Jasmine Crockett’s Couch-Cushion Economics: When Facts Get Lost Between the Cushions (Right Next to Her Dignity) Elisha and the Bears: The Shocking Scripture Few Churches Teach OVER 2,200 [FETUS REMAINS FOUND] The Cannibal Mothers of Samaria: One of the Most Disturbing Stories in the Bible The Great Mexican Standoff of 2025: Washington's Wildest Game of Chicken—Complete with Extra Guac Lost Books of the Bible: What the References to Jasher, Wars of the Lord, and Royal Annals Reveal Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute? Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA The Afro-tastic Accusations: Pearson's Hair-Raising Claims Against Miller FAKE NEWS [ABOUT CHANCE TRAHAN] Jasmine Crockett’s Couch-Cushion Economics: When Facts Get Lost Between the Cushions (Right Next to Her Dignity) Elisha and the Bears: The Shocking Scripture Few Churches Teach OVER 2,200 [FETUS REMAINS FOUND] The Cannibal Mothers of Samaria: One of the Most Disturbing Stories in the Bible The Great Mexican Standoff of 2025: Washington's Wildest Game of Chicken—Complete with Extra Guac Lost Books of the Bible: What the References to Jasher, Wars of the Lord, and Royal Annals Reveal Hakeem Jeffries: Shutdown Depression Survivor or Just the Guy Who Forgot to Pack the Gosh Darn Parachute? Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA
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