Alaskan Capitol News

HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

Image
It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



Image
And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Swamp Thing Rises: Eric Holder Sludges Up the Supreme Court Fight HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT] Stansbury's Stunning Strategy: Mastering the Art of Professional Loitering While Rome Burns (And Hungers) Well If It Isn't the Selective Outrage of Karen Bass: Moral Compass for Illegals, Blind Eye to Hollywood's Systemic Rot Tossing the Trust Fund Tyrant in the Waste Bin: Alexander Soros Gets the Garbage Treatment He Deserves Ancient Discovery in Turkey: Researchers Uncover What May Be Noah’s Ark and Its Sealed Mysteries Taxman Tango: Why the Government's "Shutdown" is Just a Fancy Furlough for Everyone But Your Wallet Mark Kelly Reaches All New Low: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Stoning of the Space Cadet at the Town Square—Throw Your Stones Now! Eric Swalwell: From Fang Fang's Boom-Boom Room, to God-Forbid, the Governor's Mansion – A Career Built on Scandals JEFFERSON DAVIS PARIS [JDP8] MURDER VICTIMS Swamp Thing Rises: Eric Holder Sludges Up the Supreme Court Fight HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT] Stansbury's Stunning Strategy: Mastering the Art of Professional Loitering While Rome Burns (And Hungers) Well If It Isn't the Selective Outrage of Karen Bass: Moral Compass for Illegals, Blind Eye to Hollywood's Systemic Rot Tossing the Trust Fund Tyrant in the Waste Bin: Alexander Soros Gets the Garbage Treatment He Deserves Ancient Discovery in Turkey: Researchers Uncover What May Be Noah’s Ark and Its Sealed Mysteries Taxman Tango: Why the Government's "Shutdown" is Just a Fancy Furlough for Everyone But Your Wallet Mark Kelly Reaches All New Low: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Stoning of the Space Cadet at the Town Square—Throw Your Stones Now! Eric Swalwell: From Fang Fang's Boom-Boom Room, to God-Forbid, the Governor's Mansion – A Career Built on Scandals JEFFERSON DAVIS PARIS [JDP8] MURDER VICTIMS
Refreshing...