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HI, I'M ANDREW MCCABE. [THE TORCH CARRYING IDIOT]

Posted in: Political Satire · Andrew McCabe Critique · Russian Hoax Conspiracy

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-02-16 09:42:37

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It's not enough. No, it's not enough knowing that there's a rogue unofficial Sheriff on your ass and is hell–bent on convicting you for the sick things you're allowing to happen to innocent kids everywhere. No, that is just not enough. It's not even enough knowing that I am actually destroying lives with facts I unearth about their childish times in politics. Look, Just because this rogue unofficial Sheriff hasn't acknowledged you yet, does NOT mean that you're getting off easily.... that only means that I currently just do not have enough time for your asinine shenanigans. (BETTER GET YOUR FIX WHILE THIS LASTS)



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And besides, the only ones believing these Russian Hoax lies is you, and those born just yesterday. Well, when this is the case– What do you do? YOU THROW A HAIL–MARY, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!!

Do you just not believe me? Do you actually think this Russian Hoax is still true crime? Then just listen to how Andrew McCabe just can't help his peddy self.


AN 8 MINUTE IDIOT SPEECH BY ANDREW MCCABE HIMSELF
Military Service: Balancing Personal Aspirations and Collective Duty Senator Slotkin’s Blood Libel: How Her “National Guard Will Shoot Civilians” Lie Set the Stage for an Ambush That Killed US Guards Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA Colonel Stephens Gets the Boot for Kirk Murder Hot Take Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness Exposing the Online Smear Machine: The Coordinated Assault on Chance Trahan's Presidential Path Governor Gavin Newsom's California: Drowning in Red Ink and Absurd Waste–The Numbers Are Jaw-Droppingly Asinine ICE's "Catch & Release Catastrophe": 1,400 Bad Guys Busted in Mass – Because Hiding MS-13 in Your Attic is *Totally* the New Airbnb Hack The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed! Eric Swalwell: The Spy Who Loved Me (And Maybe a Few Others) Military Service: Balancing Personal Aspirations and Collective Duty Senator Slotkin’s Blood Libel: How Her “National Guard Will Shoot Civilians” Lie Set the Stage for an Ambush That Killed US Guards Shifty Schiff's Fiery Pants Party: How a Dumpster Fire Senator's Insatiable Spin Machine is Melting Down in a Pot of Liquid Hot MAGA Colonel Stephens Gets the Boot for Kirk Murder Hot Take Rep. Teresa Fernandez's Sombrero Meltdown: A Tale of Meme Madness Exposing the Online Smear Machine: The Coordinated Assault on Chance Trahan's Presidential Path Governor Gavin Newsom's California: Drowning in Red Ink and Absurd Waste–The Numbers Are Jaw-Droppingly Asinine ICE's "Catch & Release Catastrophe": 1,400 Bad Guys Busted in Mass – Because Hiding MS-13 in Your Attic is *Totally* the New Airbnb Hack The Diabolical Dame of Deception: Mary Anne Franks Exposed! Eric Swalwell: The Spy Who Loved Me (And Maybe a Few Others)