The Democrat "Veterans" Who Think They're Above the Commander-in-Chief

Oh, look at these brave warriors of the keyboard, former service members turned partisan hacks, wrapping themselves in the flag while whispering sweet nothings of mutiny into the ears of active-duty troops. They parade their military creds like shiny medals on a cheap suit, preaching "refuse illegal orders" without naming a single one—because fearmongering is easier than facts. But let's peel back the virtue-signaling veneer and see what these self-appointed guardians of the Constitution have been up to when the cameras weren't rolling on their little propaganda reel.

Elissa Slotkin: The CIA Spook Who Can't Run a Clean Campaign

Elissa Slotkin, the ex-CIA analyst who loves lecturing troops on oaths, got caught running ads so misleading that fact-checkers slapped her with "Mostly Factual" at best—campaign lies about her opponents, shady farm tax credits, and conveniently "missing" votes on arms sales she later had to explain away. This is the same Slotkin who cozied up to the Obama-Biden crew during the Ukraine shakedowns, the ones that protected Burisma while Hunter cashed checks. Now she poses as a moderate truth-teller? Please. She's just another deep-state darling who thinks the military should obey her partisan hysterics instead of the elected President. How convenient for a former spook to urge insubordination while hiding her own dirty laundry.

Mark Kelly: The Astronaut Who Took Chinese Cash and Loves Big Government Surveillance

Mark Kelly, the space cowboy turned senator, flaunts his Navy pilot wings while his pre-politics balloon company happily pocketed millions from Chinese investors—yes, the same China that's our top adversary. This "hero" got roasted for cozying up to Beijing-backed firms, undercutting his tough-guy image faster than a failed launch. And don't forget his hypocrisy on guns: Mr. Gabby Giffords' husband bought an AR-15 to "prove" how easy it is, then planned to turn it in like a good little gun-grabber. Now he's telling troops to ignore the chain of command because orange man bad? Spare us the zero-gravity ethics, Captain Kelly—you're the one floating in conflicts of interest.

Chris Deluzio: The Navy Vet Who Bashes Fellow Dems When It's Convenient

Chris Deluzio, fresh-faced Iraq vet turned congressman, loves attacking Republicans for "politicizing" the military while doing exactly that in this seditious video. But when his own party caves on spending deals, he's quick to call Senate Democrats "weak" and "pathetic." Flip-flopping faster than a bad recruit on drill day, Deluzio campaigns as a tough veteran but spends his time pushing far-left voting "reforms" at the Brennan Center that scream election meddling. Telling troops to stand down from lawful orders? That's rich coming from a guy whose biggest battle is picking fights with his own team.

Maggie Goodlander: The Nepo Baby Hiding Behind Her Husband's White House Job

Maggie Goodlander, the Navy Reserve intel officer married to Biden's (and now Trump's punching bag) National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan, rode family real estate millions and D.C. connections into Congress. Critics hammer her for being a carpetbagger elite, using her hubby's insider status while dodging questions on Biden-era foreign policy disasters. Now she's part of this mutiny video, urging troops to defy the President because... reasons? Nothing says "trust me, I'm a veteran" like being the ultimate Washington insider spouse playing resistance fighter on social media. Give us a break, Maggie—your "service" looks more like a resume builder for the swamp.

Chrissy Houlahan: The Air Force Officer Who Censures Her Own Side

Chrissy Houlahan, former Air Force officer, loves grandstanding on defense issues but voted to censure a fellow Democrat for yelling during a Trump speech—talk about enforcing decorum when it suits her. She's quick to demand resignations from Trump appointees over "scandals" but stays silent on her party's endless chaos. This "bipartisan" vet pushes hard-left agendas while hiding behind her uniform, now telling active-duty folks to pick and choose orders based on her vibes. Hypocrisy at 30,000 feet: She demands loyalty to the Constitution but only when it means undermining a duly elected President.

Jason Crow: The Army Ranger Turned Anti-Gun Zealot

Jason Crow, the "tough" Army Ranger, uses his combat tours to push banning "weapons of war" like the ones he carried in Iraq and Afghanistan. This guy co-authors op-eds screaming for assault weapon bans while telling troops today they might need to refuse orders tomorrow. Crow's all about "earning trust" in red districts but spends his time virtue-signaling to the coastal elites. Urging mutiny without specifics? That's not leadership—that's cowardice from a guy who knows better but chooses partisan games over the oath he once took.

Don't Give Up the Ship? More Like Don't Give Up the Grift

These six posers aren't defending the Constitution—they're desperately clinging to relevance in a country that rejected their boss-twice. Parading as veterans to sow doubt in the ranks is the height of desperation, a disgusting betrayal of the uniform they claim to honor. Troops swear oaths to the Constitution and the President as Commander-in-Chief, not to washed-up Dems auditioning for MSNBC. If anyone's undermining the military, it's these clowns turning service into a political prop. Real veterans follow lawful orders and win wars—these fakers just whine on video. Pathetic.

Bonus: They Just Violated 18 U.S.C. § 2387 and Don’t Even Realize

These sitting lawmakers dropping a coordinated video urging troops to disobey future orders from the Commander-in-Chief—without specifying a single order isn't “defending the oath.” That’s a textbook violation of 18 U.S.C. § 2387: knowingly distributing material that counsels insubordination or disloyalty in the armed forces, with the clear intent to degrade morale and discipline. Maximum penalty: ten years in prison.

Trump has openly discussed using troops for mass deportations and to stop rioting—both 100% legal under the Insurrection Act and decades of precedent. Their preemptive “stand down” message is nothing but a partisan sabotage attempt dressed up as patriotism. The statute doesn’t care about their veteran ribbons or how many times they say “Constitution”—it cares that they’re telling soldiers to second-guess lawful commands before they’re even issued.

Congratulations, folks: in your rush to signal loyalty to the resistance, you just handed any future U.S. Attorney a slam-dunk felony case for advising mutiny. Hope the likes were worth the indictment risk.