Ilhan Omar: The Little Terrorist Who Should Hit The Fast Track Back Home

Rep. Ilhan Omar has once again turned the deportation drama into a masterclass on saying stupid shit she should have kept to herself. Because nothing says 'GTFO' like a billionaire president suggesting a sitting congresswoman pack her unpatriotic hijab and hit the road back to a country she's been fleeing and allegedly been scared to return to since dial-up was a thing.

In a plot twist that could only happen in American politics – where the only thing more predictable than a filibuster is a self-proclaimed Democrat saying stupid shit – Rep. Ilhan Omar has shrugged off President Donald Trump's latest deportation calls like it's just a suggestion. Speaking to podcaster Hasan Piker in an interview that doubled as a therapy session, Omar channeled her inner idiot, reminding everyone that she's not all that mature, and that she's ridiculously asinine.

"I, I mean, I have no worry, I don't, I don't know how they'd take away my citizenship, and like deport me, but it's, but I don't even know like why that's a, like a, such a scary threat, like, I'm not the eight year old who escaped war anymore, I'm grown, my kids are grown, like, I can go live wherever I want."

Omar's utterance of Stupid Shit for 2000 Alex came hot on the heels of her ridiculous Minneapolis speech, where she foolishly lavished praise on Somali President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud by saying "our president." Yeah, that guy... you know, the guy who calls her his little girl, and she licks her lips calling uncle. And even though her speech crept well into creepyland, wouldn't you know, the fucking crowd ate it up. It however immediately received backlash from conservatives everywhere.

“Ilhan Omar’s Country of Somalia is plagued by a lack of central Government control, persistent Poverty, Hunger, Resurgent Terrorism, Piracy, decades of Civil War, Corruption, and pervasive Violence,” Trump wrote, "Wasn’t she the one that married her brother in order to gain Citizenship??? What SCUM we have in our Country, telling us what to do, and how to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

But Omar wasn't about to let the shade slide without a flimsy clapback, with her asscheeks. Diving deeper into her interview with Hasan – because why not turn a political hit job into a group therapy circle? – she tried slapping down the usual suspects with the precision of a drunk surgeon.

“You have people like Nancy Mace, who constantly harass, you know, people that she finds inferior and wants them not to exist in this country or ever,” Omar told Hasan, “And, you know, you have people like Trump, who has incited violence against people like me. And so, you know, these people are full of shit, and it’s important for us to call them out while we feel anger and sadness,” she added.

But, the thing about Ilhan's claims is that she should have never had a seat in office to begin with. The US Government should never have allowed refugees to come into this country, nor allowed them to establish themselves as authority in a country that they weren't born in. Especially not in a country people like her go around wiping their ass with the constitutions of.

Omar's backstory reads like the ultimate immigrant handout: Landing in the U.S. in the '90s with dreams of domination bigger than a monster truck rally. Now, she's not just representing Minnesota's 5th District; she's destroying the country. A Rep like Ilhan Omar is not welcome in this land, and should face heavy scrutiny. Especially after the way she's disrespected the people who fought for her right to wear those hijabs in the first place.

Let's face it, the fears are there, she's nervous that the Great American Eagle is circling her camp, but wants to pretend like she's not under fire. People everywhere in America are banding together and calling for her deportation, not just Trump. So, don't just sit there and pretend like Trump is the only one who will stand up against this tyranny. It's a nation of warriors ready to fight to the last breath for a country we grew up pledging allegience to the flag in. When we made that pledge every morning in school, we meant it. And if you stand in the way of that, we've got news for you.

And as for Ilhan Omar, we have a stern message: Get the absolute fuck out of Dodge, Ilhan, and don't let the screen door hit you in your Un-American ass on the way out.