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DON'T SWEAR [IT'S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

Posted in: Political Satire · Religious Hypocrisy Critique · U.S. Political Ceremonies

Author: Chance Trahan

Date: 2019-04-30 13:29:55

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Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.

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Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.

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Are you playing hide the book cover.... What are you doing?


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Swearing in on a Holy Bible. Ok.

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Dang, Pelosi just everywhere. #airpelosi
ACAP Editor In Chief: Chance Trahan
Chance Trahan
Editor in Chief
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