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Tuesday, August 27, 2019

THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS [ACCORDING TO AN ALCOHOLIC STALKER]

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Well, here’s an interesting piece for you. An alcoholic stalker recently decided to give me a piece of his mind, and believe me whenever I say that there was not much to go on. The way the world works according to this demeaning alcoholic predator is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve personally ever heard a drinky crow even say to me.

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

CHANCE TRAHAN [WAS FRAUDULENTLY PLACED UNDER 5150]

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5150 – Detention of Mentally Disordered Persons for Evaluation and Treatment. When a person, as a result of a mental health disorder, is a danger to others, or to himself or herself, or gravely disabled, a peace officer, professional person in charge of a facility designated by the county for evaluation and treatment, member of the attending staff, as defined by regulation, of a facility designated by the county for evaluation and treatment, designated members of a mobile crisis team, or professional person designated by the county may, upon probable cause, take, or cause to be taken, the person into custody for a period of up to 72 hours for assessment, evaluation, and crisis intervention, or placement for evaluation and treatment in a facility designated by the county for evaluation and treatment and approved by the State Department of Health Care Services. –California Legislative Information

Monday, August 19, 2019

JUNEAU POLICE DEPARTMENT SARGE LIES [TO A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE]

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“Detective” Taylor is a Crisis Response Team investigator, and while I was at OfficeMax, I assume that since this is a small town and that word travels very fast, that he decided that this was a great opportunity for him to call without me recording him. Upon speaking with him, he admits that he has no idea why I was forwarded to him, but then reveals that he is a Crisis Response Team investigator and not an actual detective like I was promised. He makes plenty of suggestions to go see a doctor, pries for information about which doctor’s offices I have been to, and keeps suggesting to see a Family Doctor/Primary Care Physician and carries on to say that they are all “mandated reporters” and that I should seek help.

Sunday, August 11, 2019

UNTOLD HISTORY [OF SLIPKNOT]

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[Chance Trahan & Corey Taylor – Portland, Oregon – 2000 – Roseland Theater – 3AM]

This NuMetal band started out with big dreams in a little town in Des Moines, Iowa, and just as the band had hoped, Slipknot quickly became a phenomenon of its own. Their members have gone through several lineup changes with rotating members over the years. The first singer, Anders Colsefni, was the first one to be recorded, and before too long, they had an album titled Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat. However, this album would only be a demo of what was to come, and Anders would ultimately not be a part of the final product. After the band decided on a new singer, some of the members approached Corey Taylor, and Joey asked Corey if he’d join their new project as the lead singer. Corey agreed and they recorded new demos, and those demos would be the launch of what was to come for the next couple decades. Slipknot shocked the town of Des Moines by wearing halloween masks on stage and playing outrageously heavy metal music. Their sound would captivate people everywhere all across the world, and they were often compared to bands like GWAR and Mushroomhead. Some would even say that Mushroomhead inspired their use of masks on stage, and while that could be true, Slipknot would seem to take their band much farther and ultimately become much more profitable than the latter (Odds are that you might know who Slipknot is, but never heard of Mushroomhead).

Friday, August 9, 2019

THE ICE RAIDS [COMETH]

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Governmental agency that handles US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement just performed one of their biggest busts ever, and netted a total of 680 arrests. The raids took place at seven different food processing plants in just Mississippi alone and consisted in small town busts where many things can easily go under the radar, unless you happen to be a local to one of these vicinities. Locals tend to notice mostly everything in a small town, and operations may seem to be going well, but that certainly doesn’t mean that the people surrounding said corrupt operations don’t notice. Both owners and employees of the companies in question are under fire and having to answer to authorities, and are seemingly not excited about the publicity they’re getting. (Then again, who would be?) ICE agents are said to be using a military facility to appropriate due processing following the heavyweight bust.

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