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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

THE EL CHAPO ACT [SURE AS HELL CAN’T SAVE HIM NOW]

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SPEAKING OF BAD ACTING, AND EVEN WORSE ACTORS…. EL CHAPO.
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WATCH WHAT HAPPENED WHEN HE TRIED TO ACT HIS SORRY–ASS RIGHT OUT OF A CONVICTION. (THOROUGHLY DOCUMENTED HUMILIATION)
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Text messages exchanged between notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman and his wife while he was on the run in 2012 surfaced Wednesday at his U.S. trial, evidence the FBI says it uncovered with the help of a cyber tech for the cartel who flipped on the kingpin.
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The tech, Christian Rodriguez, also testified how Guzman was obsessed with spyware he had Rodriguez install on mobile phones he passed out to members of his inner circle, including love interests, to keep an eye on them. The software churned out reports on phone activity that are now being turned against the defendant.
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Preserved on the reports were text messages between Guzman and his wife, Emma Coronel Aispuro, in which they fussed over their twin daughters, touched on logistics for drug smuggling and shared encouragement as he led a raid by Mexican authorities on a mansion in the resort town of Cabo San Lucas, Baja. On the day of the raid, Guzman told his wife about the escape in several messages shown to jurors at the trial in federal court in Brooklyn.
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“It all happened very fast,” Guzman wrote, according to government translations. “I saw them pounding on the door next door, but was able to jump out.”
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Guzman said in the messages that he needed a new set of clothes, shampoo and some black dye for his mustache.
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“I love you, love,” he wrote. “Talk to you soon.” She responded at one point: “I hope so darling.”
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In an earlier exchange, Guzman described one of his daughters as “fearless,” adding, “I’m going to give her an AK-47 so she can hang with me.”
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It was the second day in a row that prosecutors unveiled intercepted communications they say conclusively link Guzman to a vast drug conspiracy, in his own words. On Tuesday, jurors heard recordings of phone calls where the defendants could be heard giving orders to cartel workers.

OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

MARK ROLLS THE DICE [AND IT TURNS UP SNAKE–EYES]

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THE MAN WHO FLUNG OPEN THE *BOHEMIAN GROVE* LIKE A GEEKY–GAMER WITH A BAG OF DORITOS AND A SWEATY BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW– MARK DICE, REPORTS VIA TWITTER:

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Now @Instagram is censoring memes making fun of Jussie Smollett. – Mark Dice
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HodgeTwins is reported just underneath in a reply to his tweet as saying:

Instagram removed two videos of us just talking about Jussie’s hoax #maga – HodgeTwins

NOW THIS [IS EXACTLY WHAT GEORGE SOROS DOES]


George Soros has a protégé, and his name is Alexander Soros. His son took a play right out of George’s good ol’ ol’ playbook of horrors– *Use propaganda media in order to influence the younger population with his “Nazi” agenda* in an attempt to spark chaos in order to try taking control of these areas afterwards. Sorry to say for him and the rest of the Soros Squad, but– all they have been using are the oldest tricks in the book, and the jig’s up. (Stick ‘em up, fellas.)

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS [HIS OWN BIGGEST HATER]

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Right now– FBI sources (And Postal Investigation) are attempting to confirm as fact what the two brothers Jussie hired to play–beat him up are claiming…. That he sent himself the letters (that he’s made that no one cared about) to the famed Empire studio in Chicago, where he worked at (pretty sure he won’t be working with them for quite a while again, if ever).

Jussie just couldn’t seem to get enough attention (or money) as the star of Fox’s hit–show, Empire. So, what did he do? I allege that he couldn’t resist political dark–money. I also allege that he based his sent–to–self hate–mail on the things I’m saying. It wasn’t just a desperate cry for attention, it was also a desperate play made by democrats. Why’s that? Well, because– it just goes to show you how much faith they put into lazy actors and even lazier musicians.

Corrupt political figures have indeed taken over Hollywood. And based on the reports found, edited and posted on here yesterday about Malia “Obama” and her Weinberg internship, I can clearly see how, and why their sneaky slimy take–over had happened. Boy, next thing you know you’re seeing tons of films and shows copying Sheriff’s original work. Plagiarism of his work was all over the place. It was infecting almost every inch of his most favorite brands.

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