MAGAZINE EDITIONS

December 2024

2 Things That Can Make You Sick

Did you know that your best friends can make you sick? I'm speaking directly to pet owners, dude. Don't be weird. Listen, the pets we keep are awesome pals, but as a pet owner, there are some things you need to know about them that can make you sick, and we don't want that for you. Here at ACAP, we care.... a lot. So we've got what you need to keep yourself from getting sick if you're living with pets.

If you have a cat, then you'll definitely want to pay attention to this next part. Kissing your pet cat is toxic to your health. Cats and humans clearly live a different way of life, we use a toilet, and most cats don't. Note that I said "most." Look, cat fur is a breeding ground for parasites. So, stop kissing your cat, and you won't get sick. I also read recently that sleeping with dogs in your bed can lead to parasites in your eyes. So, there's that. Seriously, wash your bedding, and always wash your hands after handling your pets.

Trump's Shakey Yet Firm Start

Sir Trumps–a–lot has made a lot of over-the-top news lately. It's almost unreal, right? But what does that mean for America? Well, it can mean a lot for you and I. Things seem to be off to a decent start, and he's been quite the character with what I've been calling his "Prize Picks." Some are good, some are explosive, but they've all been interesting so far. He has Elon at the helm, so hopefully that means more money. There's also Vivek, whom seems like he's championing for all the right things. And what about Kennedy? He's always got his thumb on the pulse of all the latest trends.

So, what I'm saying is that it seems like there's a huge conglomerate of people imperatively headed in the right direction, and for a great cause. When I heard the news that this 2nd term feels totally different, I was insanely skeptical. I've seen so many things come to pass that have led me to question the validity of these claims, but it already does. I can see positive changes in Trump's political maturity, and also some laughs in his political immaturity. Good times.

Being angry has become the American way. IDK about you, but, I don't want to wake up angry. I am just trying to vibe like everyone else. When I drove through Alaska, I crossed into Canada. When I got down, I got gas and went in, and everyone was vibing. You don't get that here in America. You can't just be in a good mood in America. That's why "The Secret" books and movies never worked for me how I wanted it to.

I just couldn't be happy. I didn't even understand what happiness is. You would think that I would have learned to be happy by now, but not in a place like this, because here you will fear everything and have to toughen up. There's no trust here, and that's the problem. I learned a lot about trust, and that's what America taught me. Just some food for thought. Speaking of food, did you know that eating at set–times every day can increase overall happiness? You'd be surprised.

Mike Tyson Fight Shocks And Awes

"We didn't get to see the fight!" But, did you see the memes? I mean, have you seen all the Mike Tyson memes? They're hilarious! And while they pack a punch, the Ike Turner memes slap that much harder. But, you're not here for a slap–fight. You're not even here for the dancers. Maybe some of you are. But, what you're here for is a boxing match. Unfortunately, if you did get to see it, dancing was what you got.

Some folks were baffled by how hard and fast Mr. Mike was hitting when someone shared the videos of his training, then how easy he took it on the white guy. Boxers always have excuses of why they chose to fall. But, can you really be mad that he allegedly made 20mil? That's what some people say.

Tho, when it came to the fight, most people complained about Netflix lagging so hard, and for so long, that they might have to raise somebody from the dead just to get some entertainment around here. "What's it gonna take! Gosh." Yeah, the dancing was phenomenal, but those memes tho.

November 2024

Top 2 Food Ingredients Killing You Today


Let's face it, we don't know a lot about what's in the food that we eat that comes from the grocery store. Shopping can turn into a whole conundrum when you feel like everything that you eat makes your body break out. We've all been there, and pimples are no fun. But, even the answer can prove to be a much bigger problem than anyone anticipated. Because, once you understand what's affecting your body, you start to notice that it's in almost everything that you buy from the store.


The ingredients are sugar and wheat. Wheat and sugar typically go hand–in–hand. Where there's wheat, there's included added sugars, and they're in almost everything now. Just look at the back of the package. There are plenty of substitutes for wheat and sugar, but do your research before you try any sweetener substitutes. Some suggest Monk Fruit Extract, and also Xylitol, but again, research them on your own before you use them.

Inflation Is Rising At Crippling Speeds


This is it, people are shouting it from the rooftops, "The prices are too damn high!" It doesn't matter what kind of milk you drink at home, or what kind of gas you use in your car, "The prices are too damn high!" It doesn't matter what American city or state that you live in, "The prices are too damn high!" It don't matter if you're black, white, brown, red, or yellow, "The prices are too damn high! The prices are too damn high! The prices are too damn high!"


"Give us a break," people hastily think in their heads. "I can't do this anymore, they're raising the bar too high, too fast, and they're not compensating us fairly enough to even cover the rising cost of living. I mean, what do they want us to do? Apply for food stamps? There's so many of us in this country that can't afford over 100 dollars in groceries that'll only last us three days. If the prices are going up, then, where's the raise in pay and adjustments to our cost of living that will actually cover the amount of inflation? I heard that social security only gets a 2% raise in their pay this year, when inflation has risen well past that a whole year ago already," says a concerned citizen.


"Oh, you want to talk money? How about we discuss how much money is wasted in politics? I don't understand why prices are so high when we aren't seeing any kickbacks for it. It feels slimy, being taken advantage of this way. And the whole time, there's this huge political distraction. And we're told that it's foreign disinformation. What about the disinformation in our own media already? I mean, forget social media, and seriously look at our own mainstream media. It's a nightmare," expresses a patriot.


"We can't sit back and take this. A vote can only do so much. We've got to come up with a solution, because this is getting way out of hand. A vote for a politician shouldn't be a vote for how profitable of a country we become. The profitability should not even be a factor of Government overreach at all. It's become absurd as to what kind of political system of lies that we have here. Why can't we just live in abundance no matter the political party, or persona that's picked? I just want to be making money again, this struggle bus stinks," expresses another.

Billie Joe of Punk Band 'Green Day' Shits On Vegas And Finds Out


Oh, shit! There's a new reason to dislike Billie Joe? Ya don't say. You mean, his music wasn't bad enough? Apparently Vegas thinks so. But, then Billie had to go and call Las Vegas a "shithole." Radio stations in Las Vegas, Nevada quickly responded by immediately banning his 'Green Day' music from being aired locally.


“I hate Las Vegas. It’s the worst shithole in America,” says Billie Joe of Green Day. Everyone has their gripes about The Meadows (Las Vegas), but, a city as nicely built, and properly planned, as that one, you don't call a shithole. Lots of money went into building Vegas, and to the locals of Las Vegas, no one really understands why all the sudden hate just because he's losing his local baseball team to them.


Someone says, "Houston lost the Oilers to Tennessee, but never in my life have I ever heard someone call Tennessee a shithole in such a hateful way. You'd have to be out of your mind to do that. Who does he think he is?"

October 2024

The Dreaded Kidney Stone: Causes, Cures And Prevention


Everyone who has had a kidney stone will tell you that it's gotta be the worst pain they've ever felt. That's why today, I'm going to share with you the best ways to get rid of them, prevent them, and tell you all about what causes them. Kidney stones are caused by Oxalates, which are mostly found in spinach, strawberries, and almonds. If you're anything like me, these 3 are pretty high on your list of must-haves, and you might be eating all three of these daily.


That's exactly how I got kidney stones, both the first and second time. Luckily, I did some research and found the cure. Apple Cider Vinegar and Lemon Juice will not only cure kidney stones without ever having to pass them, but the concoction will also dissolve kidney stones before they even form. I would suggest ACV gummies, but they're always loaded with sugar, and consuming sugar won't do you any good either. That's why I suggest adding ACV+lemon juice to your smoothies! Just look in your local store for these items the next time you go.

How Twitter was Bought, Rebranded and Immensely Devalued


In recent months, Twitter has experienced a sharp decline in its worth, with some saying that its value has been cut in half, and many experts attribute this to the actions of one individual - Elon Musk. The billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of companies like Tesla and SpaceX has been wreaking havoc on the social media platform, causing unrest among investors and users alike. This is especially true with the rise of sock-puppet accounts coupled with the over-abundance of spam and porn accounts. It could also be said that Elon's inaction to bring exciting new changes to the platform to alleviate the situations has devalued the site's worth as well.


Elon Musk is no stranger to Twitter, where he boasts a massive following of millions of users. His tweets often make headlines, whether he is announcing the latest innovation from one of his companies or sharing his candid thoughts on various political topics, which mainly revolve around his support for Donald Trump. With his purchase came a rebrand, and with the rebrand brought velvet roped changes that only people who pay for the service can enjoy. Most people mention that being able to buy your verification badge has immensely devalued the company's assets as well.


With his massive following and influential presence on Twitter/X, Elon Musk has the power to move markets with just a single tweet. This has created a sense of unpredictability around the social media platform, as investors fear the impact of Musk's tweets on Twitter's stock price. In fact, Musk's tweets have been so impactful that they have led to sharp declines in Twitter's market value and use of the platform from long-time users on multiple occasions. But, has anyone asked how many of his followers are even real?


As a result of Elon Musk's actions, Twitter has also been facing a decline of confidence among its user base and investors. The platform's once-stellar reputation in the stock market has been tarnished, and its future prospects have been called into question. Many analysts believe that unless the company can address the concerns raised due to Musk's mishandling of the platform and regain the trust of its users, its market value and overall worth will continue to dwindle.

Taylor Swift Decided To Not Be With Travis Kelce On His Birthday


Why does Taylor Swift seem to care so much more about being present at the Kansas City Chiefs NFL games than she does even showing up to her boyfriend's birthday? Because, it seems that being present at her boyfriend's birthday doesn't benefit her in the same way that a slew of cameo TV appearances of her being spoiled with skybox privileges would.... financially.


People are calling Taylor skipping out on Travis Kelce's birthday flat–out rude, and some have even called it pigheaded after giving pause to the situation. "She's just using him," someone says. "What a spoiled brat," says others. Almost anyone that's asked will say that there is no excuse to miss a significant other's birthday, especially if it's a guy's birthday.


Given her fast reputation with men, we're here to tell her that if there's any date to miss during the first year of your relationship with a new guy, believe me when I say that his birthday isn't one of those days. Especially if you really do like him the way you say you do. But, does she? That's what's left fans wondering about the seriousness of their relationship, and questioning if they're even still an item.