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ALASKAN CAPITAL NEWS

Friday, May 10, 2019

OSAMA BIN LADEN [OSAMA BEEN HIDE’N]

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First we have this modified mock crash–landing in “Bin Laden’s backyard”

Thursday, May 9, 2019

IT’S–A–ME, OMARIO [BIN LADEN]

Osama bin Laden’s son says his father is still alive

Omar Bin Laden, the son of fugitive terrorist Osama Bin Laden, has said that he believes his father is still alive, although he does not know where he is.
15 Jul 2010

“My dad is on the Earth but I don’t know where. He’s still alive. If that sort of person dies, you could never make it a secret. The world changes if he dies,” he said in an interview.

Mr Bin Laden, 29, said he still loved his father, but he does not want to be like him.

“It’s a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy,” he told the Sun.

“I still love him - of course I do - he’s my father. That’s a normal human situation. I miss him as a father but we are different. I want peace.”

Mr Bin Laden also spoke about his love of American culture, saying that he enjoys Jim Carrey films, American football, rock music and even Laurel And Hardy.

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Osama Bin Laden’s son complained Tuesday that his father was summarily executed - if he’s really dead - and demanded proof from President Obama.

“We are not convinced on the available evidence in the absence of [a] dead body,” said Omar Bin Laden, 30, who said he was speaking for his many brothers.

The son, who long ago denounced his father’s murderous ways, said Obama was no better than the terrorist.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

ALASKAN LOCAL [TROLL HAPPY YOKELS]

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Tony Johnson from Yakutat, Alaska commented “Next” on a For Sale post I listed in the Facebook group of Alaska Buy ~ Sell ~ Trade. When I responded with, “Thanks for the post bump, Tony 🥰”…. mere moments later I was slammed with several verification methods. It seems to be the Alaskan local troll’s favorite way to get someone suspended from Facebook– is to claim that someone is not the real person behind the account, and that will immediately lock you out of the account, unlist your page from the website, and force you to verify in several different ways.

Facebook allows their system to be taken advantage of when it comes to what I call, “hate–reporting” which means that they hate you so much they they will do what is called “hate–f***ing the report button”. The troll happy individuals have a team sitting in a group chat ready to “hate–f*** the report button” as soon as you reply. You could reply with the nicest comment, as you have seen me just do via my testimony– and it does not matter. They will hate–report you anyways. It’s a trap, and a way for hate–groups to dodge any kind of accountability. However, when you can trace back on your actions– (via browser history or from memory), then you will know who the most probable person hate–reporting you is.

Alaskan Governor, Mike Dunleavy, is also “allegedly” guilty of “hate-reporting” via Twitter. He can’t take the heat from an opinionated and frustrated citizen whom approaches him at all. We had Mike Dunleavy elected because he seemed to properly represent Alaska, Alaskans, and the local government. Well, all he’s seemingly managed to do so far is piss off Alaskans everywhere with his “alleged” Koch bros allegiance, and proposal of ridiculously awful budget cuts. What’s even more interesting to note is the fact that Dunleavy hides himself and his tweets behind a protected Twitter account in the same fashion that he hides himself inside of the State Capitol building’s Governor’s office. (What a protected Twitter account means is that you can’t see any of the content he posts.)

Which leads me to an even more interesting point…. Donald Trump is not allowed to block anyone or hide his tweets because he is the President and some people might not be able to receive Presidential messages and statements, which the American Government says is something that everyone should have the right to. Well, if that’s true about The President…. then how come the rest of the Donald Trump hating goons in Government aren’t having to play by those same rules? (Mueller has either hidden or deleted his Twitter altogether.)

Since everyone posing as a Democrat these days all want equality, including being equal to the President…. then all Government employees should have to abide by those same rules. Do you agree? Look, we’ve taken a drastic detour from the original point, however, American Government could stand to be drastically reduced, along with many of the politicians currently in office whom are Republican in name only (RINO) or even Democrat in name only (DINO) should be removed immediately. But what could possibly make matters any more worse than all of these things and behaviors mentioned in this article? Keep reading and I’ll tell you.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

STRUCTURE FIRE HAPPENS [DISPATCH CLAIMS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY]

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A little over an hour ago you could hear a siren going off in the Valley of Auke Bay. “What kind of siren was this,” I was thinking, “That doesn’t sound like a police siren,” I told myself. I took just a moment to ponder & listen for which type of siren that was, “That’s a fire truck siren,” I said to myself, and what’ll you know– my instincts served me correctly. But, that’s not even the story here.

You’re interested in this story because the title tells you that there was a structure fire in Alaska’s Capital and dispatch said it wasn’t newsworthy in their opinion. If you ask me, (which you didn’t) any type of incident where Fire & Rescue has to be dispatched is not only newsworthy, but some kind of emergency. Otherwise, why are they blaring their siren and responding to a call? There’s no reason to keep you waiting any longer for the deets, so let’s just jump right into the call that was placed. Click play on the media player below to listen.

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [THINGS HEAT UP]

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One call was enough, Curtis.

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Okay, you’re just gonna keep calling then? Alrighty. Guess I’m just going to have to put my foot down then.

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And put my foot down I did…. Let’s just probable cause this thing and say that “ALLEGEDLY” he obviously doesn’t want to get caught doing what he’s doing. Too late for all that now. Frankly, that first phone call was all the proof I needed, but then he just kept going, and going, and going. But, you must know that within the hour– prior to these harassing serial phonecalls (approximately 30 minutes before), I had received yet another follow up email to my previous questions. Need a reminder? Just click here….

from: UAS Chancellor’s Office
sent by: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
to: chanceseal@gmail.com
date: Mar 22, 2019, 4:08 PM
subject: UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum
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UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum

UAS Chancellor’s Office (sent by klcampbell4@alaska.edu)
4:08 PM (1 hour ago)
to me

Dear Mr. Trahan:

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