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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

JEAN–CLAUDE VAN DAMME [HANGS WITH PUTIN & LIVES IN COMMUNIST CHINA]


Did you read the title? Well, then…. what are you waiting for? Watch this video.

KOCH BROS [THAT’S PRONOUNCED COKE]

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It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.

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But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).

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When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).

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Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)

Friday, March 8, 2019

CRISIS ACTORS [DON’T EXIST, RIGHT?]

Ole Dammgård explains False Flag Crisis Actors and their (Horrible No Good Just Awful) Tactics

And just in case you need a quick shot rather than the whole video, just keep reading to quickly learn more–

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]

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So we struck right back…. (turns out our job was a lot easier than she thought)

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Spittin’ image.

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I’d like to see her financials.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]

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It’s a sad sad world we’re living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.

With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you’re lying?) it’s starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac’y politicians afloat that just don’t seem to quite fit in.

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