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Thursday, May 9, 2019

IT’S–A–ME, OMARIO [BIN LADEN]

Osama bin Laden’s son says his father is still alive

Omar Bin Laden, the son of fugitive terrorist Osama Bin Laden, has said that he believes his father is still alive, although he does not know where he is.
15 Jul 2010

“My dad is on the Earth but I don’t know where. He’s still alive. If that sort of person dies, you could never make it a secret. The world changes if he dies,” he said in an interview.

Mr Bin Laden, 29, said he still loved his father, but he does not want to be like him.

“It’s a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy,” he told the Sun.

“I still love him - of course I do - he’s my father. That’s a normal human situation. I miss him as a father but we are different. I want peace.”

Mr Bin Laden also spoke about his love of American culture, saying that he enjoys Jim Carrey films, American football, rock music and even Laurel And Hardy.

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Osama Bin Laden’s son complained Tuesday that his father was summarily executed - if he’s really dead - and demanded proof from President Obama.

“We are not convinced on the available evidence in the absence of [a] dead body,” said Omar Bin Laden, 30, who said he was speaking for his many brothers.

The son, who long ago denounced his father’s murderous ways, said Obama was no better than the terrorist.

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

DON’T SWEAR [IT’S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

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Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.

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Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.

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Are you playing hide the book cover…. What are you doing?

Monday, April 22, 2019

THE REPORT [THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING]


Saturday, March 23, 2019

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [THINGS HEAT UP]

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One call was enough, Curtis.

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Okay, you’re just gonna keep calling then? Alrighty. Guess I’m just going to have to put my foot down then.

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And put my foot down I did…. Let’s just probable cause this thing and say that “ALLEGEDLY” he obviously doesn’t want to get caught doing what he’s doing. Too late for all that now. Frankly, that first phone call was all the proof I needed, but then he just kept going, and going, and going. But, you must know that within the hour– prior to these harassing serial phonecalls (approximately 30 minutes before), I had received yet another follow up email to my previous questions. Need a reminder? Just click here….

from: UAS Chancellor’s Office
sent by: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
to: chanceseal@gmail.com
date: Mar 22, 2019, 4:08 PM
subject: UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum
mailed-by: alaska.edu
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UAS Chancellor’s response to request for public speaking forum

UAS Chancellor’s Office (sent by klcampbell4@alaska.edu)
4:08 PM (1 hour ago)
to me

Dear Mr. Trahan:

UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SOUTHEAST [PROVES ME RIGHT]

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from: Chance Trahan
to: klcampbell4@alaska.edu
date: Mar 19, 2019, 7:54 AM
subject: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
mailed-by: gmail.com

Chance Trahan
Tue, Mar 19, 7:54 AM (3 days ago)
to klcampbell4

Howdy, Keni.

I’ve recently decided that I’m officially campaigning for President of the United States and I’d love to publicly speak on campus about public safety, online safety, campus safety and also officially announce the presidency campaign that I am pursuing.

Will you please assist in scheduling an event in order to do so? I appreciate the opportunity to express my concerns in the public forum and I believe that doing so on UAS campus would be idea. I am choosing UAS as the place to officially start this thing off at, as I feel more comfortable knowing that I will have our local tribes in support of a tribal fueled mission to re-establish a more natural way of life by means of indigenous culture and education.

Thank you for your time and thank you for your help. Any assistance that you can provide is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Sincerely, Chance Trahan.

907—419—7844

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from: Keni Campbell
to: Chance Trahan
date: Mar 22, 2019, 11:19 AM
subject: Re: Hi Keni (Public Speaking)
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Hello Mr. Trahan,

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