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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

NOW THIS [IS EXACTLY WHAT GEORGE SOROS DOES]


George Soros has a protégé, and his name is Alexander Soros. His son took a play right out of George’s good ol’ ol’ playbook of horrors– *Use propaganda media in order to influence the younger population with his “Nazi” agenda* in an attempt to spark chaos in order to try taking control of these areas afterwards. Sorry to say for him and the rest of the Soros Squad, but– all they have been using are the oldest tricks in the book, and the jig’s up. (Stick ‘em up, fellas.)

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS [HIS OWN BIGGEST HATER]

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Right now– FBI sources (And Postal Investigation) are attempting to confirm as fact what the two brothers Jussie hired to play–beat him up are claiming…. That he sent himself the letters (that he’s made that no one cared about) to the famed Empire studio in Chicago, where he worked at (pretty sure he won’t be working with them for quite a while again, if ever).

Jussie just couldn’t seem to get enough attention (or money) as the star of Fox’s hit–show, Empire. So, what did he do? I allege that he couldn’t resist political dark–money. I also allege that he based his sent–to–self hate–mail on the things I’m saying. It wasn’t just a desperate cry for attention, it was also a desperate play made by democrats. Why’s that? Well, because– it just goes to show you how much faith they put into lazy actors and even lazier musicians.

Corrupt political figures have indeed taken over Hollywood. And based on the reports found, edited and posted on here yesterday about Malia “Obama” and her Weinberg internship, I can clearly see how, and why their sneaky slimy take–over had happened. Boy, next thing you know you’re seeing tons of films and shows copying Sheriff’s original work. Plagiarism of his work was all over the place. It was infecting almost every inch of his most favorite brands.

Sunday, February 17, 2019

SHERIFF FOR CLARK COUNTY NV [2019 UNOFFICIAL WINNER]

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SHERIFF WINS BY POPULAR DEMAND
Original Post Date – 2017/12/27

SUPPORT CAMP SHERIFF
That’s right, as crazy as it seems… Sheriff is still running for Sheriff of Clark County, Nevada. Long-time resident Sheriff has lots to say about those whom lost their lives due to the negligence of incumbent sheriff, Joe Lombardo.

It took me no time to analyze the data available online and pin the tail on many of the donkeys in on the October 1st 2017 Route 91 ‘Harvest’ Vegas Shooting incident, and you better believe that I’m livid. I’m gonna nail the casket shut on the case once and for all… the right way. -Sheriff

THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG [OH, THERE’S MUCH MORE TO HER]



MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. (LISTEN CAREFULLY)

Jedi-Judge Jeanine bleeds the edge of cutting into Left Wing (ACTUAL NUTJOBS) freemason–illuminati–satanist news. She deserves a round of applause for pulling this off. This is as close to the truth as you can get out of mainstream media about the world we’re living in today. They’re conditioning you for the full blown truth. Are you ready for it? No…. I said, are you ready for 🤡? Yes, 🤡.

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EXCUSE ME LADY, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? I JUST READ YOUR ENTIRE FRONT PAGE, AND (AT FIRST GLANCE) I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE A DEMOCRAT, LIBERTARIAN, REPUBLICAN OR WHAT (JEEZE– I JUST DON’T KNOW), BUT JUDGING BY THE LOOKS OF THIS, I’D SAY DEMOCRAT!

Saturday, February 16, 2019

THERE’S PIZZA HERE [AND I’M STARVED]

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She said 🤡—SHE LIKES PIZZA.

When you DO match up with this magical PIZZA fairy, she ghosts you just for her pleasure.

When she finally— can’t possibly avoid you anymore, she politely explains that she’s just, “not ready to date anyone”.

Okay, touche. So, WHY TF YOU ON TINDER THEN? 🤦‍♂️

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💬Just when you thought that, “just because you like PIZZA doesn’t mean that….”

ANYONE ELSE (WITH HALF A BRAIN) NOTICING A PIZZA–REFERENCING TREND HERE?

WHAT ABOUT THE SPIDER WEBBED EYELASHES & BLUE BALLS? (SHE’S APPARENTLY ALL ABOUT THEM)

🤔💭HMM…. WE’RE JUST GONNA SWYPE LEFT.

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