ALASKAN CAPITAL NEWS

It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.

But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).

When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).

Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)

It’s a sad sad world we’re living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.

With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you’re lying?) it’s starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac’y politicians afloat that just don’t seem to quite fit in.

THE MAN WHO FLUNG OPEN THE *BOHEMIAN GROVE* LIKE A GEEKY–GAMER WITH A BAG OF DORITOS AND A SWEATY BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW– MARK DICE, REPORTS VIA TWITTER:

Now @Instagram is censoring memes making fun of Jussie Smollett. – Mark Dice

HodgeTwins is reported just underneath in a reply to his tweet as saying:

Instagram removed two videos of us just talking about Jussie’s hoax #maga – HodgeTwins