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Tuesday, July 30, 2019

I HAVE A NEW STALKER [ONE OF MANY]

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Someone going by the alias of “michtypoo” with the IP address of “24.237.30.159” will not quit stalking me. This person claims I’ll be investigated, however, doesn’t say for what charges. They even go on to post links on these articles that either don’t work when you click them, or they don’t have anything incriminating on the page once you click through. I’ve deleted every comment simply because the comments are not constructive criticism, nor do they have anything substantial to contribute to the article, so why should I care if I delete it? Their comments are spammy, misleading, exposing personal info, or just flat out harassment.

Saturday, July 27, 2019

FAKE NEWS [ABOUT CHANCE TRAHAN]

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Fake News is that Chance Trahan plagiarized Daymond John. Anyone who sees this and who has followed Chance on social media knows that this is an outright lie. The evidence looks compelling, but it is simply not true. We give them an E for effort, even though it’s still a sad attempt at libel. We here at ACAP understand your being desperate for a foothold on Chance, however, you should know when to hold em and when to fold em. And in this case, some of you might want to think about holding on for dear life, because, if you’ve been spreading these lies about Chance Trahan, because your reputation is most probably about to hit the crapper.

Monday, June 3, 2019

PRESIDENTIAL [TOWN HALL]

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Alaska, your resident Presidential Candidate (Chance Trahan) is holding a Town Hall at the Mendenhall Valley Public Library this Tuesday on June 4th starting at 6:30PM where he will be answering your questions about his campaign and what issues he plans to face while elected as president.

Chance is often called Chance the Rapper because he actually does rap, and he performs rap music quite well. He’s built a core of followers that don’t even follow him at all, simply because he just won’t let them. That’s no concern to Chance, or even to the friends who surf onto his every digital media post. If he posts it online, they will find it. And don’t let the numbers of downloads or views on his content fool you, because even though it tends to look bleak in some places, he posts his content across several platforms and most people just download the video without ever watching, or they just find other ways to steal the content. If you ask Chance what he thinks about that, he actually encourages it. He doesn’t care about views or how much airtime his content gets, he just doesn’t have enough time in the day to do so.

You would think, someone with such a passion for creativity would be more upset about people not giving him ratings, likes, or even comments, but to someone like Chance, he just can’t be bothered with the notifications. Basically, according to him, he suggests that you should only be contacting him in case of emergency. And with his specialized training along with the case of PTSD that he’s overcome, we can clearly see why.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2019

ONLINE GANGSTALKING, BULLYING AND HARASSMENT [IS NEVER OKAY]

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Today was one of the most enduring days in Juneau to date for your resident Presidential candidate. It ended in several federal law enforcement reports being made on people I have never met in my entire life, and based upon their irrational behaviors, I pray that I never have to see them a day in my life. However, this is a very small town and it’s bound to happen eventually.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

OBAMA HAD A PLAN [AND IT ALMOST WORKED]

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