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Monday, October 14, 2024

THE POWDERED WIGS [AND HOW THEY MUST FEEL]

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If I had to wear a powdered wig to feel like more of a man, I’d be mad, too. Because, that would mean that I’d have to find everything that my lifestyle isn’t in agreement with incredibly offensive. I can’t take a man in a powdered wig seriously, ever.

Monday, November 1, 2021

GOAL CRUSHING TIPS [FOR MEN]

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Crushing goals does have a large part to do with waking up early, getting a fresh start to your day, but not necessarily does this have to do with a lack–of–sleep. If I had not woken up early all those times I decided to crush my goals, there would have been a lot of missed opportunities. Have I chosen to miss some opportunities on purpose just to sleep–in before? Yes, but those times I chose to sleep–in, I did have consequences and I did happen to miss some opportunities.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

CHANCE TRAHAN [DROPS THE TRUTH BOMB]

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Presidential Candidate Chance Trahan gives you exactly what you need to fire back at the Incumbent President’s supporters.

The Trump Administration Exposed

Why was the JFK Assassination report Donald declassified so heavily redacted?

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS [ACCORDING TO AN ALCOHOLIC STALKER]

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Well, here’s an interesting piece for you. An alcoholic stalker recently decided to give me a piece of his mind, and believe me whenever I say that there was not much to go on. The way the world works according to this demeaning alcoholic predator is quite possibly the dumbest thing I’ve personally ever heard a drinky crow even say to me.

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

DON’T SWEAR [IT’S NOT NICE TO SWEAR]

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Swearing in on no Bible? Suspicious.

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Swearing in on Quran with idol? Offensive.

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Are you playing hide the book cover…. What are you doing?

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