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Thursday, February 14, 2019

I AM SO SICK OF THE NIGHTMARE [AND TWITTER]

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“Here I sit, broken–hearted…. tried to s***, but only farted.”

As I sit here thinking about my life– that saying comes to mind. Partly cuz I’m often gassy, and partly because I’m just flat out broken–hearted all–together. I don’t want to be a part of the dog and pony show anymore. I don’t want to participate in the terrorist–funded Twitter debate anymore. I don’t want to fight for this country’s “values” anymore. This is so sickening to have to admit, that I just don’t want to do it anymore. That I don’t agree with “American values”, that I don’t want to negotiate with terrorist democrats, and that I think Trump is wasting lots of valuable time even catering to them at all, no matter how hard he tricks them for money– or whatever the case may be. I’m just tired of fighting. I just sit here and I’m thinking about how hard I’m trying to help, but also sitting here and thinking about how much this has costed me.

[DEEP STATE] MYSTERY OF STATE OF ALASKA

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The Capital has got a mystery on its hands and no one seems to have any of the answers– just yet.

Sheriff spoke to City Hall about a mysterious door he found that has No Trespassing signs posted all around it, claiming that it’s Government property. This is not the mystery. The mystery lies in where it might lead to, and what might be happening there. With wild rumors circulating, that facts are revealing to be entirely true, one must wonder if this is a doorway to hell for some, and a doorway to heaven for others (We’ll discuss that part in just a second).

Sunday, February 10, 2019

THE INDIGENOUS TAKE A STAND FOR MISSING WOMEN [DV]

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ALASKAN INDIGENOUS TAKE A STAND FOR THEIR MISSING WOMEN ALL ACROSS ALASKA CLAIMING THAT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS A STRONG CONTRIBUTING FACTOR.

The townspeople native to “Juneau” Alaska (Juneau means young and the name is suspected of being tied to pedophilia), are tired of their people and their land being abused (hence the name of the city and also the things that this tribe is claiming). But, when digging further into the abuse of The Alaskan Capital’s indigenous tribes, investigation does show that there is a possibility of cryptic jokes being played on their local tribe’s people (You’ve just got to know where to look).

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Saturday, February 9, 2019

HOW THE FAR–LEFT OPERATES

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How They (THE FAR–LEFT) Operate

You might be sitting there, thinking I’m stupid, thinking I’m insane, thinking I’m full of crap…. but when things settle, the truth is so much clearer than you’d think was even possible. What do I mean? Just read on to see what all I have to say about what they’ve done and how it’s all related, and then you be the judge.

First, we’ve got a ten day rule. On one day, you could witness something happening that you didn’t even realize was related, then ten days later, you see the actual tragedy, then ten days later, you see another wild act…. this is a ten day rule they operate by. What they don’t realize is that this ten day rule is not near long enough for people to forget.

Friday, February 8, 2019

TAYLOR SWIFT WARNS HILLARY CLINTON: LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Hillary Clinton has turned from stumping for the White House to stalking – and her victim is Taylor Swift!

That’s the word from insiders, who tattled to The National ENQUIRER that Hillary is acting more like an obsessed teenybopper than a 67-year-old Democratic candidate, hounding Taylor, 25, with desperate invites to hang out, talk and ultimately jump onto her political bandwagon – along with her legions of fans, of course! “Hillary and her team believe Taylor is everything they need in a high-profile supporter,” divulged an insider. “She’s intelligent, enormously popular and a household name.” But sources told The ENQUIRER that while Taylor is flattered by all the attention, she prefers to stay out of politics and concentrate on making music!

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What I’m suggesting is that Jason Aldean ended up being her next best choice. He hunts on TV, plays country & western shows. Thought it would be a foolproof plan. Turns out, I saw him hunting on BuckCommander. I was able to understand him very well just after watching him hunt on that episode. The show enabled me to memorize and learn his physical movements when focused, tensed, and when relaxed. Through this aforementioned televised sighting of him– combined with the lack of steps he took while evacuating from Las Vegas “shooting” unescorted, I was able to deduce that he was lying when I remembered that he previously had a completely different–claim. Rather than tell the truth about his multiple–second taking eyewitness account into exactly what happened right before he ran off stage, Aldean rather lies in public forum.

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