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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

KOCH BROS [THAT’S PRONOUNCED COKE]

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It’s no secret, the cat’s out of the bag (or is the bag out of coke?), the Koch bros are out to destroy what’s good in “America”.

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But, now that I know how to truly pronounce their name, “coke”, I immediately came up with a video game idea…. and you’re going to love it (or your money back).

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When coming up with this video game idea, it just hit me (like a bag of coke), Koch Bros (pronounced Coke Bros), and boy was I dying laughing. This is quite possibly the most hilarious idea I have ever come up with (for there are many).

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Quite simply, the video game idea goes like this…. (BRACE YOURSELVES, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET RIDICULOUS)

Sunday, March 17, 2019

ACCESS YOUR SHINMON [GOD GATE]

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Shinmon means God Gate. It is the gate to your spirit world– ready for you to access at any time.

To become a Shinmon master takes a lot of training, and most of us didn’t even know we had this available to us. But it’s there, and it is indeed within you. The Shinmon (God Gate) is all accessible to you at the blink of an eye (or the pull of an ear). It’s easier than you would think to tap into the power of God. Some might not believe in God, but God does exist. YHVH (God) is within you, all around you and running through you. Some might call this “spirit” and yes, they are right– though there is but one all divine source, and it is within you.

Friday, March 8, 2019

CRISIS ACTORS [DON’T EXIST, RIGHT?]

Ole Dammgård explains False Flag Crisis Actors and their (Horrible No Good Just Awful) Tactics

And just in case you need a quick shot rather than the whole video, just keep reading to quickly learn more–

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

OCASIO [STRIKES AGAIN]

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So we struck right back…. (turns out our job was a lot easier than she thought)

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Spittin’ image.

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I’d like to see her financials.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

OCASIO SHAKES HER POMPOMS [FOR FAKE NEWS PROPAGANDA]

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It’s a sad sad world we’re living in when politicians who swore to uphold the oath (not only swears in with one hand on a quran [muslim bible] but also) swears allegiance against the country they just swore they were going to give their life protecting.

With that said (Is swearing–in on a Muslim bible like crossing your fingers when you’re lying?) it’s starting to feel like more people are seeing the truth behind the powdered eggs and fakey bac’y politicians afloat that just don’t seem to quite fit in.

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